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andyBeaker

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Cone on derek,don't be coy....

I've stuck my head above the parapet to be shot at here, and I have been man enough to say that my views have changed as this post has developed - still find the originl joke 'out of order', but think it is right that all reference to it hasn't been removed.

So how about a response to my post a couple of pages back.I am genuinely interested!!............................





andybird said:
Derek, I think the difference is that homosexuals fall into 'consenting' category; paedophiles are abusing a section of the population that are either defenceless or vulnerable, certainly not 'consenting'.

I'm sorry, but I would love to hear you explain why homosexuality is related to 'loose morals'.

Not sure I understand your comments re; not ostracising people because of the way they choose to live their lives? how does that relate to your initial comments regarding homosexuals?

You have my full support in 'not looking the other way'; I have been smacked for intervening in situations involving teenagers twice in my life and don't regret either of them. And by the way, i think teenagers are great, best couple of days each year are when i visit a local 6th form to do some 'self awareness' work. Thoroughly refreshing!!

We must meet for a pint one day!!d04l1ng
 

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Andy, as far as I'm aware I think I have answered all your questions, but if not post them & I will answer when I get back from a meal with my family.
 
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GazzMan

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fcukin hell, DEEEEP

Derek, you say that Gays have a choice of sexuality, the opening paragraph of the link you posted reads

"Many laymen now believe that homosexuality is part of who a person really is ­ from the moment of conception."

So my question is, where is the choice

i think my ole mate that in this day and age, we have 3 sexes

Male

Female

Gay

people may not agree with or like it, but its true dont you think
 

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derek kelly said:
Andy, as far as I'm aware I think I have answered all your questions, but if not post them & I will answer when I get back from a meal with my family.
fl4g71fl4g71fl4g71fl4g71fl4g71

Life is too short!!

And that is not meant to offend short people in any way.

Hope you enjoyed your meal.

Curry?? LOL!!
 

Rolfy Dave

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So... in answer to your original question Andybird....

NO !!!!
bloody longwinded way of saying so though isnt it ??? :neenaw:

Sorry, just couldnt resist that...h1d1ng2

Good day out today... Chasing solo sportsbike riders (R1 & GSXR1000)over the Cotswolds two up on our wonderful blue XX...

Who needs a new blackbird ??? I dont :-:

Best wishes,

Rolfy
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ps.. Dont the bird accelerate better if you lose 3 stone ???:rolleyes:


 

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andybird said:
Hope you enjoyed your meal.

Curry?? LOL!!



Meal was excellent steak in Guinness pie, curry was last night onion bhaji starter followed by chicken Jalfrezi
 
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Rolfy Dave said:
Good day out today... Chasing solo sportsbike riders (R1 & GSXR1000)over the Cotswolds two up on our wonderful blue XX...

ahem............................. chasing Gixers two-up? Is that meant to be bait then Dave? :dunno: :}
 

stan the man

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ahem............................. chasing Gixers two-up? Is that meant to be bait then Dave? :dunno: :}

more like fantasy i'd say joe..............































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Barrie

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Jaws said:
I think everyone knows how I feel about deleting threads.. so no, it wont be deleted.. but on thhe other hand it has been moved to the jokes and iffy pics section..

I am sure you will all agree that is actually the correct place for it..

If someone wants to be racist it is up to that person,,,
It is also up to an individual who is offended to take it up with the poster.

My view is this.

I am NOT a racist ( and I really aint ! I have worked, lived loved and eaten with just about every race colour and creed .. never yet found a whole nations worth of people I dislike )
BUT
I tell jokes that have a racial bias.. It might me about some one from India, Poland, Ireland or Oz..
I do not mean harm nor offence. It is the content of the joke that makes it funny.. not the persons who feature in it..

For instance.. How can you tell the plane on the runway at Sidney airport is from the UK ?

Cos the engines are switched off and you can still hear the whining !


So does that make me a brit hater or anti brit ? No.. But it is a funny joke ( well it is to me but I can appreciate it is not to everyones taste )

One of the dons at uni came from Jamaca. On his wall was an A3 poster ( this is back in the late 60's )
Wanted small blackman for work as mudflap
Must be flexible and willing to travel

Does that make the guy a racist ? No.. it makes him someone who can appreciate the humour of the poster.

Gentlemen, I commend the above to the house
I don't see why you felt you had to explain John.:dunno:
 
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derek kelly said:
Why must I be paranoid rob just because I think it is wrong to be homosexual?
Just your use of extreme terminology at any opportunity (you have to admit - there's been quite a few!!) has Paranoia stamped all over it.

derek kelly said:
feckin arse bandits should be shot, they are just disease spreading scum.

:dunno: :dunno:
 

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R2B2 said:
Just your use of extreme terminology at any opportunity (you have to admit - there's been quite a few!!) has Paranoia stamped all over it.



:dunno: :dunno:
Sorry Rob that was my misguided attempt to lighten the mood


Originally Posted by derek kelly
feckin arse bandits should be shot, they are just disease spreading scum.

The first part of that remark was made tongue in cheek bearing in mind the crux of the initial thread. the second part although scum maybe too strong a word to use but bear in mind the actions of a homosexual how can they be describe as sanitary? Hep a. Hep b, Hep c, Hiv, Aids related diseases, & before you ask me to do some research I have studied communicable diseases.
 

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derek kelly said:
Sorry Rob that was my misguided attempt to lighten the mood


Originally Posted by derek kelly
feckin arse bandits should be shot, they are just disease spreading scum.

The first part of that remark was made tongue in cheek bearing in mind the crux of the initial thread. the second part although scum maybe too strong a word to use but bear in mind the actions of a homosexual how can they be describe as sanitary? Hep a. Hep b, Hep c, Hiv, Aids related diseases, & before you ask me to do some research I have studied communicable diseases.
Highlights how easy it is to misconstrue mood/meaning/message in text. All the original emotion in the post disappears.

Not sure i totally agree with comments re; 'disease'. I may be wrong here, but are not at least some of these diseases transmitted by unprotected sex between partners of any sex?:dunno:
 
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derek kelly

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andybird said:
I may be wrong here, but are not at least some of these diseases transmitted by unprotected sex between partners of any sex?:dunno:


Yes but which orifice do you think would carry the greater risk of disease? even with protection, that protection is discarded, sometimes in the correct manner but sometimes in public places where children play
 
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roXXo

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Why this obsession with anal sex Derek?

Homosexuality is not just about sex.
It's about emotion and love.
There are many ways that one human being can demonstrate love towards another.

I suspect there are many homosexuals who enjoy pleasing eachother without the need for anal sex.
Having said that, what consenting adults do is nobody's business but their own.
 

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roXXo said:
Why this obsession with anal sex Derek?
Paul, you are confusing opinion with obsession
roXXo said:
Homosexuality is not just about sex.
It's about emotion and love.
so why aren't they called Homofriendly's?
roXXo said:
There are many ways that one human being can demonstrate love towards another.
I agree I can shake hands with people, I have even been known to hug friends of both sexes.
roXXo said:
I suspect there are many homosexuals who enjoy pleasing eachother without the need for anal sex..
Probably so but I personally find the thought of touching another mans bits or getting intimate with another man unnatural .
roXXo said:
Having said that, what consenting adults do is nobody's business but their own.
Providing it does not infringe on common decency or adversely affect others
 
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Your actually going around in circles with your choice argument here Derek - it's all in what you've written but you just haven't spotted it yet! Or maybe you have and just won't acknowledge it.

What's your take on lesbians then I wonder...? Do they provoke the same level of disgust...?
 

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R2B2 said:
What's your take on lesbians then I wonder...? Do they provoke the same level of disgust...?



Only the big butch ones :p



Seriously I find all forms of homosexuality wrong, it is just not natural
 
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