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Another fav yoof trick is to start crossing the road just as you hit the point of "do I keep going or do I give way and let the twat cross?" point, and if you decide not to give way, as you go past, they have sauntered to the middle of the road and are just in the feckin way, and looking all casual like, as if, god forbid, they stumbled in front of you, that they would just bounce off you and be ok.

I want a razor edged snow plough fitted to the front of my car, that'll cut the pig ignorant feckers down to size.






and no, I don't give way, and yes, I know if I hit the fecker it will be most probably my fault, and no, I don't give a damn.

The usual place they do this stunt is outside of the school, and there is a pelican crossing 15 metres further up the road, USE IT YOU TWATS!
 
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