One to amuse Ian Robbo

[derek kelly]

local paper boy on his bike, sack full of papers, shoulder strap snaps, bag falls over his back wheel, he loses it scrapes along the kerb, falls off onto dog crap infested grass verge, newspapers all over the road, cars running over them, paper lad bawling his eyes out, all this right outside my house.

 

[derek kelly]

Latest update

bike no damage other than a couple of scratches

paper lad only pride hurt

paper carrier repairable


newspapers f*cked

 

[Supabird1100]

Latest update

bike no damage other than a couple of scratches

paper lad only pride hurt

paper carrier repairable


newspapers f*cked

Dog shit cleaned off of the paper boy yet ????? :dunno: :dunno:

 

[ianrobbo1]

What a shame,!!!

 

[derek kelly]

Dog shit cleaned off of the paper boy yet ????? :dunno: :dunno:

Nah they can't tell which is paper boy and which is dog shit.

 

[R2B2]

Hope you rushed out and gave the little twerp a good slap for being such an incompetant wuss.

All kids that age should be twotted at least once a day for something.

 

[Wolfie]

twice a day rob, come on dont let standards slip any more.

 

[Jaws]

I'll bid three twottings and a piss take in front of a bunch of girls.... Any advance ?

 

[derek kelly]

I'll bid three twottings and a piss take in front of a bunch of girls.... Any advance ?

four twottings, two piss takes in front of a bunch of girls, and a poke in the eye with a branch from a conker tree

 

[Punchy]

four twottings, two piss takes in front of a bunch of girls, and a poke in the eye with a branch from a conker tree

Two twottings, three piss takes in front of a bunch of girls, a poke in the eye with a branch from a conker tree and I'd let both tyres down on his bike!!!!

:yo:

 

[derek kelly]

Two twottings, three piss takes in front of a bunch of girls, a poke in the eye with a branch from a conker tree and I'd let both tyres down on his bike!!!!

:yo:

All the above and confiscate his pump

 

[Punchy]

All the above and confiscate his pump

and I'd remove his lights .........

thats if the little fooker had any in the first place :bang:

 

[derek kelly]

and I'd remove his lights .........

thats if the little fooker had any in the first place :bang:

I can't remember the last time I saw a kid riding a bike at night with lights on, they just ride on the pavement to avoid cars.

Which brings me to...
Wife and I walking dogs one night, walking down path young kid on bike comes up behind us, says "Beep Beep", we ignored him, again louder "Beep Beep", so we stopped I turned round and said, "If you want to ride your bike get it on the road where it should be, and the words you are looking for are excuse me please" he just looked at me as though I was from another planet, he then went on to the road into oncoming traffic got past us then got on the pavement again

 

[Punchy]

I can't remember the last time I saw a kid riding a bike at night with lights on, they just ride on the pavement to avoid cars.

Cant blame them really Derek with the myopic tw*ts we have today on the roads.

I was looking at the roads around the Manchester area whilst I was up there the other week. A lot of the councils are painting a cycle lane at the side of the road and it got me thinking how fookin stupid it was.

Why? well all the shite i.e. glass, nuts, bolts, the odd shoe, stones and general gravel that gets dropped on the road finishes up in the cycle lane so the cyclist have to ride even further out in the road to avoid getting punctures and the council hardly ever get round to actually sweeping up this crap. On one particular road they have also painted a two foot wide hatched area in the centre of the road as well thus making a two way road about 6-8 feet narrower than it actually is.
Am I missing something here or do you peeps also think this a really fookin stupid idea??????

Roy

 

[derek kelly]

Local government, and genius ideas just don't go together, they sit round thinking the best ways to save money, then at the end of the financial year they have all this money left to spend and if they don't spend it they lose their budget for the following year, so they come up with useless hairbrained ideas fo getting shut of the dosh, believe it or not the prisons are run the same way.

 

[R2B2]

he just looked at me as though I was from another planet, he then went on to the road into oncoming traffic got past us then got on the pavement again

... that's 'cos he hasn't been getting his daily twotting! A twot a day keeps the bike's out the way

 

[derek kelly]

... that's 'cos he hasn't been getting his daily twotting! A twot a day keeps the bike's out the way

He nearly got a permanent twotting from the oncoming traffic

 

[ianrobbo1]

how about the "ultimate" in out bidding !! ten minutes conversation with Bert!!! bet the "little darling" never carries a paper again, :}

 

[derek kelly]

how about the "ultimate" in out bidding !! ten minutes conversation with Bert!!! bet the "little darling" never carries a paper again, :}

Or Send him round to yours Ian :}

 

[derek kelly]

Just coming out of Asda car park, two little twats on pushbikes, one concentrating on opening an ice pop the other one stopped broadside in the middle of the road watching him, one with ice pop rides straight in front of me, I sounded the horn lowered passenger window down, gave him a load of verbal, no response, his mate still broadside on laughing at him, so I carried on driving, he soon moved. where do these kids come from it's like village of the Damned, surely I was never like that.