New Leathers - Yeeeeeaaaaaaah baby!

[PsychoBikerBen]

It's all coming together. Bike rebuild making good progress and thanks to a speedy insurance payout on my damaged bike clothing,I've got mi new leathers.
Xwing? Na mate - Tie fighter pilot more like.
Crush the rebelion-Long live the Empire.

 

[Samster]

They look the business geezer.....................black and stealthy...................the quality of that Gericke jacket impressed me at the juicer yesterday lunchtime, very nice............prefer them to your olduns mate :bow:

PS - No fooker round here stocks proper width rear tyres, I must have rung about 20 places..............I have one last chance, ProTyre just off of the Bath Road, Slough - they are a division of Micheldever so prices should be ultra competitive..............Witney to Maidenhead 35mins..........no messin'. :yo: she rocks :yo:

 

[Fat Bert]

Small world ben~~~

cos I bought some new leathers yesterday

Shop Man "what size sir"

FB "Bloater size"

Shop Man "is that metric or imperial bloater?"

FB "you taking the pi$$?"

Shop Man "no sir - we get Uk bloaters and European bloaters in here"

FB "Lets try some for size - you guess"

Shop Man "try these sir - 32" waist"

FB "What part of fook off don't you understand?"

Shop Man "No sir - the reason why your existing leathers are now loose and look like a bag of shite is because when you first bought them there weren't tight enough"

FB "Right - so what do we aim for then?"

Shop Man "as leather stretches once it's bedded in - golden rule is to breathe in - if you can get them to meet in the middle - then that's the right size - or even smaller"

FB mumbling as he enteres the changing rooms

PHOOKING HELL !!!!!

But they met in the middle - wouldn't do up though - looked like a trussed chicken

FB "Do these look small/tight"

Shop Man "No Sir - but why are the veins bulging out in your neck?"

FB "Cos I've just trapped a bollock in the crutch seam"

Shop Man "sounds like a snug fit then sir"

So.......................

Having taken his advice - pays my wonga - wobbles out of the shop with a new RST leather suit [in carrier bag cos by this time I've changed back into baggy jeans]

Gets back home - 30 minutes trying to get the feckers on again - Jane walks in and bursts out laughing "Tight are they ?"

"No ya silly bitch - I'm doing this for a fancy dress party next week - help me with these fecking troooosers will you"

Oh bugger!!!! By the time she'd "fiddled" with the stretchable panel in the "groin area", testosterone kicked in [if you get my drift]

I've got no chance now!!! LOL

So later sat there watching the TV complete with new leather suit - trying to bed the new leather in - started to doze off - slipped off the bloody sofa

I hope leather stretches soon rather than later

 

[Samster]

Trapped Pod - not nice

 

[Cyclops]

Sam dont worry

acording to Jane it wont have to strech MUCH




And looking cool Ben :yo:

 

[gypsy]

new leathers?

You lucky gits !
When i went it the shop and asked if they had a leather two piece suit to fit me "off the peg"
the reply was that "if there were somefecker was going to get sacked"

bustids $%3un

 

[Fat Bert]

You lucky gits !
When i went it the shop and asked if they had a leather two piece suit to fit me "off the peg"
the reply was that "if there were somefecker was going to get sacked"

bustids $%3un

There aint enough cattle in the world mate to make one to fit you!!

BLOATER!!!!!

Is there a market in used leathers? Ask Cyclops!!

 

[Supabird1100]

Looking good Ben.....and unlike mine, your's fit ya !!!!!! :} :}

 

[tootyfluti]

I also got some new leathers recently, of the Hein Gericke variety. Felt like a right fat fecker when I came out. What is it with their sizing?? c7u8

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

I also got some new leathers recently, of the Hein Gericke variety. Felt like a right fat fecker when I came out. What is it with their sizing?? c7u8

I had no probs with these Geriche leathers and I'm 6'6" !

 

[frenchuk]

Looks great Ben, and your lid complements it really well - reminds me of... the Power Rangers!!!

 

[richard]

Me nether and also 6'6'' anit it time you got some crowtrees Bert


R

 

[Fat Bert]

any truth in the rumour

that Hein Gereicke are launching a new brand name for their leathers?

Apparently the new suits [one piece and two piece] are going to be named.
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CLIT

cos every c**t's got one!!

 

[Biker Babe]

It's all coming together. Bike rebuild making good progress and thanks to a speedy insurance payout on my damaged bike clothing,I've got mi new leathers.
Xwing? Na mate - Tie fighter pilot more like.
Crush the rebelion-Long live the Empire.

Errrr Ben?

Is the wife about?

Are the kids around?
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No? Oh good,

what a stud muffin...... : lol:

 

[trophychap]

Bert

I was told to do the hoovering when I fetched my new RST Leathers from Motodirect, as apparently the range of movement is ideal for getting them to give in the right places!! That should please Jane no end and also earn you some brownie points too.

HTH
Jenny :k

PS If you had have told me you were after some new leathers I may have been able to get some staff discount for you. Mine only cost me 2/3rds the price and I also got some gloves to match free gratis.

 

[birdinflight]

Hmmmmmmm...................

could you just turn around a bit Ben, I do like to check the rear view out too. Very important, can't have saggy bits.

:lick:

 

[Artemis]

could you just turn around a bit Ben, I do like to check the rear view out too. Very important, can't have saggy bits.

:lick:

Have to agree with Birdinflight, there, Ben, Rear view is all-important, even for mid-thirties riders. Come on, after all, I posted my pic........ :k

 

[XXLarge]

Very smart Ben...

...now get that grass cut!

:f

 

[gypsy]

what make?

What make are the leathers matey ?
its just that i noticed you have two padded testicle protecters
they seem to be in an odd position ? perhaps as a result of your off? :dunno:

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

could you just turn around a bit Ben, I do like to check the rear view out too. Very important, can't have saggy bits.

:lick:

BIF,BikerBabe & Artemis - Her you go girls man8um :blush: