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Wolfie

Is a lunp
Smix said:
:eek:

I object to being called middle aged b0x1 - and I can't help it if I like Hedgepigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :k :p


as a gentleman i will not ask your age but middle aged is from 30 to 50 after that yer old.


hedgehogs taste like chicken.
 

ianrobbo1

good looking AND modest
Wilf said:
as a gentleman :eek:
i will not ask your age but :rolleyes:



middle aged is from 30 to 50 after that yer old..
:lol: thank Fook fer that!! I've a bit to go yet before I'm old!! :bow:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Wolfie said:
as a gentleman i will not ask your age but middle aged is from 30 to 50 after that yer old.


hedgehogs taste like chicken.
I'm pretty sure the mind has more to do with age - in which case I'm never going to make it to middle age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :neenaw: Anyway - I think middle age starts nearer 40 these days - since people seem to be living longer!! :dunno:

Don't forget to peel off the skin/prickles before eating hedgepig - I understand its quite uncomfortable to eat one without doing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smilie_koc
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
Smix said:
I'm pretty sure the mind has more to do with age - in which case I'm never going to make it to middle age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :neenaw: Anyway - I think middle age starts nearer 40 these days - since people seem to be living longer!! :dunno:

Don't forget to peel off the skin/prickles before eating hedgepig - I understand its quite uncomfortable to eat one without doing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! smilie_koc


cover in wet clay, cook on in embers, sharp crack, clay opens takes off spines and skin all in one go if yer snap the legs of right.
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Wolfie said:
cover in wet clay, cook on in embers, sharp crack, clay opens takes off spines and skin all in one go if yer snap the legs of right.
Excellent - i'd forgotten about the clay :yo: - been living in town too long!!!!!!!!!!!! :neenaw: smilie_koc
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
back on track.

the x11 is not a muscle bike it is an oddball that is feckin minging.

trikes are for badarse mutherfeckers as well as NADB.

bird is a sports tourner NOT hypersports


street fighter can be a crashed sports bike on a budget but more often than not they are expansive engineer crafts of great pride to their owners.


rats bikes are feckin great.


super motads are gay, rock hard saddles must do something for yer balls
























last one added for joe, and is a total lie cause motads are a mad bunch of bikes that are just feckin loony.
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
Wolfie said:
back on track.

the x11 is not a muscle bike it is an oddball that is feckin minging.

trikes are for badarse mutherfeckers as well as NADB.

bird is a sports tourner NOT hypersports


street fighter can be a crashed sports bike on a budget but more often than not they are expansive engineer crafts of great pride to their owners.


rats bikes are feckin great.


super motads are gay, rock hard saddles must do something for yer balls
























last one added for joe, and is a total lie cause motads are a mad bunch of bikes that are just feckin loony.

Again, its opinion..

My opinion is that 'RAT' bikes are wank :tosser:
Usually riden by sad twats with 'patches' who have never grown up.
'Chapters' of different bike clubs going around like a bunch of kids thinking they are hard coz they ride a shit bike with shit paint that also sounds shit!
They look like something from 'scrapheap challenge' on discovery chanel.... complete and utter 'Fucktards' ride rats (except BEN, coz he's.........just BEN)
 

bikesnoopy

Registered User
Its good youve got an opinion. . .go on. . .let it all out,youll feel much better for it. . . :cry:
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
ponce and pose, pose and ponce, pose and ponce


nah feck it get a rat bike instead and enjoy the riding not the posing.
 

fairb

Registered User
Official, X11 is a Muscle Bike!

Guess what? The latest issue of Bike has the X11 as a muscle bike! Not that I was too bothered about it, but I know some of you are. I've got better things to do like posing on my "Big One".
 

RHINO

Answering to nobody
fairb said:
Guess what? The latest issue of Bike has the X11 as a muscle bike! Not that I was too bothered about it, but I know some of you are. I've got better things to do like posing on my "Big One".


I think Bert would like to pose on it too h1d1ng2

It is a muscle bike.............it fits the definition to a 'T'
Its neckid, brutish, ugly, quick, powerfull, cheap to buy and loads of fun by all acounts.

Thanks Fairb.
 
P

pie

Guest
Smix said:
Ummm??? What does N.A.B.D. mean??? :dunno: :dunno:
National Association for Bikers with a Disability

i must say they are one of the finest organisations of its kind well worth supporting if you can and they hold really good rallys toobl4hbl4h

www.nabd.org.uk
 

bikesnoopy

Registered User
fairb said:
Guess what? The latest issue of Bike has the X11 as a muscle bike! Not that I was too bothered about it, but I know some of you are. I've got better things to do like posing on my "Big One".
But what do BIKE Magazine know...they put a Hayabusa as a "litre sportsbike",a BMW Funduro as a "big trail bike",a ZX12R & a 1000Fazer in the same catagory,as a "sports tourer"(when the Thunderace is in "big all rounders"). They put a Priller Tuono,Z1000 & X11 in muscle bikes...dont they all look JUST like those early 80's racers that the genuine muscle bikes are modelled on...NOT...!!! & the ZRX1200S is,aparrently,a "sports tourer" with 122bhp,while its identical brother(identical apart from the S has a bigger fairing),the 1200R,is a "muscle bike" with only 112bhp.
With inconsistancies like that,how can anyone take them seriously...? Most of the writers of that mag wernt even born when musclebikes ruled the roads.
The X11 IS NOT a musclebike.Its a naked all rounder.Fast yes,fun yes,powerful yes. . . but with looks like that,only its mother or a blind man could love it.

The list of GENUINE musclebikes is:

Kawasaki ZRX1100/1200R
Kawasaki Zephyr 1100
Honda CB1000 Big One
Honda CB1300
Suzuki GSX1400
Yamaha XJR1200/1300

Thats pretty much it. Twin shocks,twisty steel frames,big fat 4 cyl motors. . . just like the bikes on which they were modelled & from which they drew their inspiration & musclebike title from... CB750/900/1100R,Z1000/1100R,GS/GSX1000/1100 & XS1100...the MUSCLEBIKES !

Now if you can convince me that an X11,Bandit,Monster,Tuono etc etc etc looks-or has any links or linage to any of those bikes,then they'll be musclebikes...but you never will...cuz they havnt...
And thats an end to it...!bl4hbl4h
 

fairb

Registered User
Classic Muscle Bikes

Nice write-up in Bike on Classic Muscle Bikes:

Kawasaki ZXR1100
Suzuki Bandit 1200
Honda CBX1000
Ducati Monster 900
Suzuki GSX1400
Honda CB1000:bow:
Triump Speed Triple
Yamaha V-Max
Honda X-11:neenaw:
Yamaha XJR1300

Give it up BS.
 
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