Sorry, but if you are saying that the X-Type is utter crap, then I have just 2 words to say to you. Total bollocks
I have had mine from new in 2009, and it has been brilliant and still drives like new 120,000 miles down the line.
However the couple of Beemers I have had have been total disasters, and of course going back to a previous life, drivers of German cars were/are targeted more as they are occupied by some of the worst drivers on the planet who seem to think they are superior
They seem to think that driving a so called superior car makes them a good driver
The only good BMW I can recall was my first traffic car a 1979 530i. Mechanically it was brilliant but at 600,000 miles (I refused to relinquish it in favour of a new SD1 Rover) the back started to overtake the front at about 135 on a shout to a major crash on the M4. The chassis cracked due to the weight carried over the years. It ended up back at BMW's headquarters and was rebuilt and is still there as far as I know.
But back to the X-Type, don't knock them if you have not tried one. I had a brand new Mondeo in 2008 and I was so glad to get rid of that and get the Jag, The Ford was crap, and whilst the Jag did share some common bits and pieces (bearing in mind that Jaguar were owned by Ford at the time) there is no comparison.
I looked at buying a new XE a whilst ago and whilst the new car is very nice, the only real difference was that the XE had a lot more toys and gadgets that could go wrong. I stuck with what I've got....