MONZA IN MAY

[D.S.]

15th May??? Kent will be on Red Alert

oh, now where did I put that number for Customer & Excise, Dover? :}

You can imagine the conversation can't ya?

Hello, is that Custom & Excise? I'd like to report a group of motorcyclist who will be crossing to Calais carrying illegal substances!
Yes, the "ring" leader is riding a silver bike with a red seat. No I'm totally serious. Yes, red.
One of the other guys is riding a red thing with oil leaking from every orifice. The other will be eating a keebab!
Another guy has imaginary knee sliders 'cos he used to be a knee down merchant 'till his velcro fell off! Not sure where they're going. Munster or Munich or somewhere equally boring.



Hope ya enjoy the surgical gloves guys!:}

 

[fat bert]

Joy Boy~~

for a Bloater - you post an amusing story!!

The only dodgy substance to be travelling with us will be Pete the Kebab Man's sense oh humour - decidedly dodgy!!

 

[petrosc]

It will be

the experience of your lives. You will be coming back with the most amazing stories that will live with you forever.

You will get back and you will be fatter (too many kebabs)..
The apprilia is now ready, the ducati will definately make the trip (unless Fat Bert persuades Cyclops to use the bbb (boring black bird) the blue will be a fast one and Nikos will try everything.....Even beer:}

We shall try and avoid speeding tickets this time (Doc, last Sunday) Specially when the oncoming traffic and kind people give us millions of warnings!!!!!!!

Nearly 5 days and counting....

 

[petrosc]

It is

5 days now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Counting.............................

 

[fat bert]

Hey - up ya Harse Kebab Man~~

or should be call you "Half an engine Harry"

Who are YOU to call the Blackbird BORING??????

You are the one who is boring us all to death

and the stories post-Monza????

a] The Aprillia breaks down part one
b] RAC european assistance is called
c] The Aprillia breaks again down part two
d] RAC european assistance is called
e] The Aprillia breaks again down part three
f] RAC european assistance is called

etc etc etc

We'll be lucky to get there at all!!

Up ya Harse Greasy Greek!!!

:f :f :f

 

[Doc Savage]

2 Days to go and i'm ill.

so close and I have to come down with a stinkin cold!
Fookin typical.uke:

Dont fancy working at mo, let alone riding 2000 miles on a 200mph bike.

Ill be the one with the green visor.:h :bang:

 

[reefer]

small point bertie but......thats a doner not a shish...guess it something to do with the old rear ending you do...open your fooking eyes and look strieght ahead..doner..not shish or to put it another way..pretty red light means STOP! :f :f

 

[petrosc]

Reefer

Well put mate.....

He doesn't know the difference in anything even Coming or going!!!!!!!

How he ended up with three kids only his loverly wife knows:}

 

[XXscraper]

Re: 2 Days to go and i'm ill.

Originally posted by Doc Savage
so close and I have to come down with a stinkin cold!
Fookin typical.uke:

Dont fancy working at mo, let alone riding 2000 miles on a 200mph bike.

Ill be the one with the green visor.:h :bang:

Cant think of a better cure for a cold than going on holiday, think you'll be alright m8 :violin:

 

[fat bert]

Proof that Docs a lightweight~~!!

These youngsters - a liitle sneeze here - a liitle blow of the conk
there................

and he dounts his ability to go on what will undoubtadely be the best "ride of young life"

Bloody kids for you!!!

LOL

You'll be reet Doc - get ya leathers sorted for soon we're away!!!

2 days and counting

As for the Turkish Fast Food Entrepreneur................

STILL no apology for calling the Blackbird "Boring"

 

[XXscraper]

Yeah, phoned him today

he was trying to sound all bunged up and weak like he was calling into work sick.....nothing wrong wiv him i bet. His bird is back from spain today so she will probably convince him not to go, can see it coming :B

Bert, what time you say you'd be round mine, was it 10:30? :dunno:

 

[fat bert]

Nick~~

Leaving Derby at [say] 09.00am

Be with you for 9.20am LOL

Call it 10.30 cos Cyclops will need at least 5 pi$$ stops!!

Monza here we come!!!!!

 

[reefer]

"Leaving Derby at [say] 09.00am

Be with you for 9.20am "

seems like an awful lot of time not to have an accident in:f
remember guys.......passport, e111 form, money, suntan cream, ky jelly, sunglasses to stop the glare off berts seat, and FIRST AID KIT, AND LAST BUT IN NO MEANS LEAST.....

GAFFER TAPE! :f
HAVE A GOOD SEMI-SAFE ONE:beer:

 

[fat bert]

Oh Reefer~~

once again proving that you're 1st prize at being one of these
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[XXscraper]

It's now 17:31 eve of Monza

And i am now officially on Holiday - hoo fookin rah :m

Have fun without us and someone will have to replace Bert for telling bad jokes and generally ripping into peeps......cheers, i'm gone. :yo:

 

[reefer]

come on bertie that pics getting like your bike now..old and shagged:f
dont wanna put a dampner on things for you but the french ferry strike it still running from a couple of days ago..so unless you plan on swimming..looks like costa-del-dover until they call it off for you lot

 

[petrosc]

Reefer

You are on a downer mate....

Its only jealousy, I understand.......

 

[reefer]

ahhh what bliss peace and quiet on the forum:bow: :bow: :bow: