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[Jaws]

recently I had some tradesmen at my house and when they used the toilet they left the lid up, they should have left it how they found it down

Wellll.. we have lived in this house since 1973 ( I think ! )
I was the first to come in when we moved here..
The toilet seat was up...............
I had a wee and left it up.
So if it is always leave it how you found it then historically it should always be left up !!!

But

We have a soft close toilet seat. If woman gets taken short we end up with a wonderful display of the peepee dance while she waits for the seat to go down.
In deference to her bladder and the upstairs rafters and floor boards I do actually always leave the seat down..

 

[andyBeaker]

Soft close toilet seats are brilliant...until you stay somewhere that doesn't have them.

I would like to apologise se to the occupants of the holiday home I shared last week....

 

[andyBeaker]

Don’t give a shit whether you believe it or not, my brother was a microbiologist, he taught Doctors, I think he knows his stuff.
We used to have an admin woman at work & you could smell her fifteen minutes after she’d left the area, she claimed she had a medical condition, she was sent to see a specialist & the specialist just confirmed what my brother had told me, she was just a dirty cow.

I have a friend who is also a microbiologist.

Her food hygiene habits are appalling..

Which proves nothing but actually I 'don't give a sh*t' what you think on the subject anyway.

 

[derek kelly]

I have a friend who is also a microbiologist.

Her food hygiene habits are appalling..

Which proves nothing but actually I 'don't give a sh*t' what you think on the subject anyway.

Well my brother is bigger than your friend & I don’t give a shit that you don’t give a shit so there.

 

[andyBeaker]

Well my brother is bigger than your friend & I don’t give a shit that you don’t give a shit so there.

I would agree your sh*t is bigger than my sh*t.

Anyway, just to prove that I am right.

Again.


https://www.verywellhealth.com/deodorant-and-antiperspirant-allergy-82753

 

[derek kelly]

I am well aware that some people are allergic to scented soaps & deodorants (my 7 year old Granddaughter for a start) however there are natural & organic products they can use. No excuse for being a pongy bastard.

 

[Pow-Lo]

Do everyone a favour;

- trim the hair up your nostrils
- shave the hair growing on the top of your nose
- shave the hair growing out of your ears
- trim your eyebrows occasionally
- and, most of all, if you are going thin on top have your hair cut short, you look ridiculous otherwise


It's not nice for others to look at.

No. Just, no! Do not shave the hair on top of your ears as it will grow back quicker and more dense. Pluck them out with tweezers.

Everything else is acceptable, although I could further your point of cutting hair short when thinning on top. I say shave the lot off, like I do.

 

[Pow-Lo]

more importantly put the toilet seat down

You need it up, we need it down. You’re a big girl, learn to operate a toilet seat

 

[Pow-Lo]

No excuse for being a pongy bastard.

Unless you’re French. They’re dirty bastards. I read it in The Sun years ago that the average Frenchman uses 1.8 bars of soap per year, so it must be true. Fact.

 

[Minkey]

You need it up, we need it down. You’re a big girl, learn to operate a toilet seat

my home my rules next time a contractor wants a pee I will tell them to get in their van and go home

 

[Pow-Lo]

my home my rules next time a contractor wants a pee I will tell them to get in their van and go home

Just be careful they don’t pee in your sink when you’re back is turned.

 

[Cougar377]

Just be careful they don’t pee in your sink when you’re back is turned.

Or your kettle if you don't offer them a cuppa.

 

[Minkey]

Or your kettle if you don't offer them a cuppa.

I won't let them out of my sight and I'll make them a coffee or pee I mean tea