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andyBeaker

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Do everyone a favour;

- trim the hair up your nostrils
- shave the hair growing on the top of your nose
- shave the hair growing out of your ears
- trim your eyebrows occasionally
- and, most of all, if you are going thin on top have your hair cut short, you look ridiculous otherwise


It's not nice for others to look at.
 

johnboy

rather fond of a cream bun
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Nostrils
No other nose hair ......yet
Ears
Eyebrows
Full lustrous head of hair #2 cut
Beard neatly trimmed
 

Cougar377

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Do everyone a favour;

- trim the hair up your nostrils
- shave the hair growing on the top of your nose
- shave the hair growing out of your ears
- trim your eyebrows occasionally
- and, most of all, if you are going thin on top have your hair cut short, you look ridiculous otherwise


It's not nice for others to look at.

Put the budgies mirror back.
 

Oldandbald

Been there, and had one
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Do everyone a favour;

- trim the hair up your nostrils
- shave the hair growing on the top of your nose
- shave the hair growing out of your ears
- trim your eyebrows occasionally
- and, most of all, if you are going thin on top have your hair cut short, you look ridiculous otherwise


It's not nice for others to look at.
You go to all that trouble. And then get into a BMW?
 

Minkey

Ok it was me
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Do everyone a favour;

- trim the hair up your nostrils
- shave the hair growing on the top of your nose
- shave the hair growing out of your ears
- trim your eyebrows occasionally
- and, most of all, if you are going thin on top have your hair cut short, you look ridiculous otherwise


It's not nice for others to look at.

more importantly put the toilet seat down:gaydude:
 

derek kelly

The Deli lama
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Do everyone a favour;

- trim the hair up your nostrils
- shave the hair growing on the top of your nose
- shave the hair growing out of your ears
- trim your eyebrows occasionally
- and, most of all, if you are going thin on top have your hair cut short, you look ridiculous otherwise


It's not nice for others to look at.
Who says you have to be nice to look at?
 

andyBeaker

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As long as people don't stink of body odour or cigarettes then I don’t really care how they look.
Nor do I as long as they look after themselves.

Some people can't do anything about body odour unfortunately.

But everyone can do something about the things in the original post.
 

Cougar377

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Nor do I as long as they look after themselves.

Some people can't do anything about body odour unfortunately.

But everyone can do something about the things in the original post.

I once had a conversation with a bloke who had nasal hair so long it merged into his moustache.
To be honest, most of my conversation was directed at the nasal hair....
 

Malone

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Look, you get to a point in life when growing hair out of orifices is the only way to actually get any to grow.
 

derek kelly

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Some people can't do anything about body odour unfortunately.
Yes they can, have a shower using soap or body wash, use a decent deodorant.
Body odour is caused by the faeces of bacteria, it doesn’t just happen as soon as someone starts sweating, it starts when the dirty minging bastards can’t be arsed to bathe & the faeces become stale.
 

andyBeaker

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Yes they can, have a shower using soap or body wash, use a decent deodorant.
Body odour is caused by the faeces of bacteria, it doesn’t just happen as soon as someone starts sweating, it starts when the dirty minging bastards can’t be arsed to bathe & the faeces become stale.
I don't believe that to be entirely the case Derek.

Either way, there are plenty people around who cannot use cosmetics/deodorants/etc. for medical reasons.
 

Cougar377

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I don't believe that to be entirely the case Derek.

Either way, there are plenty people around who cannot use cosmetics/deodorants/etc. for medical reasons.

If my brother-in-law doesn't start doing something about his stinking feet then there will be "medical reasons"..... :bash:
 

derek kelly

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I don't believe that to be entirely the case Derek.

Either way, there are plenty people around who cannot use cosmetics/deodorants/etc. for medical reasons.
Don’t give a shit whether you believe it or not, my brother was a microbiologist, he taught Doctors, I think he knows his stuff.
We used to have an admin woman at work & you could smell her fifteen minutes after she’d left the area, she claimed she had a medical condition, she was sent to see a specialist & the specialist just confirmed what my brother had told me, she was just a dirty cow.
 

Minkey

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Nope.. in these days of equality ladies should lift the seat when finished !

recently I had some tradesmen at my house and when they used the toilet they left the lid up, they should have left it how they found it down :bash:
 

Centaur

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recently I had some tradesmen at my house and when they used the toilet they left the lid up, they should have left it how they found it down :bash:

That was to help the splashes to dry up, Minkey. :eek:
 
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