Matlock Pussies

[BraXX]

cruel

Bring them back to life and then give em the death penalty c7u8

Then do worse, force then to ride on pink leathers :}

 

[Fat Bert]

and now~~~

you know why I have private health care - waiting to fecking long on NHS cos the system is clogged up with beaten up "cool boys" who don't wear correct protective clothing!

Bit I still have to [legally] pay NInsurance?

Why?

 

[skippy]

you know why I have private health care - waiting to fecking long on NHS cos the system is clogged up with beaten up "cool boys" who don't wear correct protective clothing!

Bit I still have to [legally] pay NInsurance?

Why?

Hmmm Bertie boy do you smoke, drink, partake in the riding of a dangerous piece of machinery............... one of these "avoidable" concious decisions is gonna get you sooner or later, a set of leathers is not unlike a filter on the end of a cigarette ...........it helps but when the chips are really down neither are worth a pinch of nannygoat shit in saving your ass.





what was that about uneccessary waste of NHS resources

 

[Nick Brett]

you know why I have private health care - waiting to fecking long on NHS cos the system is clogged up with beaten up "cool boys" who don't wear correct protective clothing!

Bit I still have to [legally] pay NInsurance?

Why?

If, heaven forbid, you had an accident. Hopefully someone would call an ambulance. (A National Health one). Also who pays for all the training for the doctors and nurses who move over to private, for the extra money. Plus research into diseases and medicine and loads of other reasons. Maybe a subsidy would be fair though.

 

[B1rdie]

Or make em ride a Harley but I bet most would choose the death penalty over that.

Least I got a bike Pot at O Pot at O
:yo:

 

[B1rdie]

you know why I have private health care - waiting to fecking long on NHS cos the system is clogged up with beaten up "cool boys" who don't wear correct protective clothing!

Bit I still have to [legally] pay NInsurance?

Why?

Yea, I bet your contribution is pitiful though.

 

[B1rdie]

That Fat Bert is not in possession of a full compliment of Braincells.

The indicator

Smokes
Rides a silverish Blackbird
Takes it off road
Takes it up the arse
Lives nr Derby
Admits to a Harley rider being a mate.
Uses the alter ego of B1rdie and argues with himself

NUFF SAID

Lumpy in Form

 

[B1rdie]

My imaginary bike is a lot quicker than your real one and I can change it from day to day too.

I think I might put my imaginary rearsets on again with the long hero blobs.





Don't waste you time on the Mudland Missif. Pop down to the Lord Derby on the first Weds where you will be given a warm welcome from real people.
Wolfie
Joe sometimes
Dave T
Me I'm afraid
Kenzie
Malteser
PsychobikerBen person track god
RobP
Orms sometimes
ElDiablo (whover that tosser is)
FrencHYUK
Gats
Cruser
1200 Pete
and so on

Proper people, proper bikes, proper leathers, too short cans though, proper humour, real people.

Don't waste your time out there.

WOW
I have come over all moist in the eyeball area at such an invitation.

Let me know when you are having a get together and I will pop down to meet you all.

Regards

A choked up B1rdie. :k

 

[gypsy]

Thanks Lumpy !
i didnt realise that you regarded us as unreal people ? :dunno:
i thought we had made you feel welcome when you visited us not to long ago . :dunno:
even if one person did want to share his bike with you .

 

[Wolfie]

you know why I have private health care - waiting to fecking long on NHS cos the system is clogged up with beaten up "cool boys" who don't wear correct protective clothing!

Nothing to do with the fact that the private doctor, is infact a NHS doctor and a lot of the private work is done in NHS hospitals, but hey money talks and gets you to jump the queue to use the NHS gear etc.


All private health care should be done in their own hospitals with their own staff using their own equipement for everything.

And do not give me the bollocks about if the private people did not use it it would be standing around doing nothing, we have waiting lists.

If anybody wants to go private then good on them, but make sure it is totally private and not draining the NHS or causing others to wait longer because they have jumped the NHS queue, and do not feckin moan about waiting lists and that you had to go private because of the wait etc.etc.etc if you are being seen by a NHS doctor in a NHS hospital etc etc, cause you then would be a ladyparts in my book as you would then of helped the waiting list to grow.

 

[RHINO]

So much for the Matlock Mafia. they wern't there and they are letting Piaggio's take over. :yo:

The above quote is BULL SHIT or should i say BIRD SHIT! we (myself and Emma) were there....twice infact, and when i arrived i saw at least 5 BB's and 2 i put cards on.
When i said i passed 3 en route i meant on my way................i'm not Mystic Meg and dunno where the f*** they were off to, appart from the last one i passed, Blue Bird 2up entering Matlock.

SO....sussed B1rdie, i saw plenty of City Cowboys in their Harley logo'd gear on immaculate unused Hardley's ponsing up and down with their 'HEY, LOOK AT ME' smug look engrained on their stubbly mean and moody faces. I dunno if i saw a CBR1000RR as all arse in the air 'Sportsbikes' look the same to me and i didn't see any Tuonos broken down or moving so i guess you weren't there when i was.
I was parked on the carpark opposite the 'Fishpond' pub next to the other Urban Cowboy with his trike who's gear lever had snapped off....

 

[Wolfie]

confused southern git.


is matlock bath and matlock the same?????


How many bikes were they in total????

was there enough there to not see???


I lose my bike in a CAR park sometimes. :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

 

[B1rdie]

confused southern git.


is matlock bath and matlock the same?????


How many bikes were they in total????

was there enough there to not see???


I lose my bike in a CAR park sometimes.

I have not bothered to answer his post as it changes every minute and I bullshit ROFL

 

[RHINO]

WOLFIE

confused southern git.


is matlock bath and matlock the same?????


How many bikes were they in total????

was there enough there to not see???


I lose my bike in a CAR park sometimes. :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:

NOT the same place however they are only 500 yrds apart really.....Matlock Bath directly on the A6 is where it all happens..
Shit loads of bikes, more than the DERBY on a good night.
We would find your bike as its got queer cans on it...

 

[Wolfie]

and it would be the dirtest one there, but the only one with zero chicken strips on the rear. Also probs be the only true blackbird colour as well, and there would be lots of ladies hanging around the good looking owner.






TRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, TTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

I HATE FECKIN ALARM CLOCKS!!!!!! :bang: :bang:

 

[RHINO]

LOL @ you

All the ladies would be wondering how a black one with tiny cans made it from darn sarf with a BIG ISSUE seller riding it..
BIG ISSUE,,,GET YA BIG ISSUE.!

 

[Wolfie]

but they would admire the rear wheel with its zero chicken strips and look at the owner and say things like

" bloody hell are all the blokes from down south that good looking"

"jesus look at the size of that........well that explains the short cans then"

:neenaw: :neenaw: :neenaw:

 

[Fat Bert]

Chicken strips~~~~

What Foxie - you mean like this? [post Skills Day]

 

[Wolfie]

poor suspension set up bert , get your mate(whose tyre that is to get his suspension sorted). Tyre should bobble a little not ripple.

 

[RHINO]

BERT

That aint your tyre.......................you had 020's on last week..
Yours still looks like a ZINGER flame grilled special.. Ya PUFF