martin

[martin]

So does that mean she has a compressor and power tools in there then??

 

[martin]

Well I suppose so, when shes in there there is allways a load of air (hot variety) and you could call a kettle a power tool.

 

[martin]

Thats strange, Keran calls me a tool.

Does that mean I am a kettle??? And does that mean I live in the kitchen???

Shite........

 

[martin]

Just go and make us a brew mart. FFS......

 

[martin]

Ok:-:

 

[martin]

How's ya tea??

 

[martin]

Nice. Got any tabs???

 

[martin]

Yes mate there ya go

 

[martin]

Got a light???

 

[martin]

Fer fecks sake mart, have you got nothing??

 

[martin]

Course I have. Iv got ya fags and lighter. Cheers.

What ya watching???

 

[martin]

Can I have em back then??

Watching Gordon Ramsey, got him on the sky+ from earlier.

 

[martin]

Sound. He's just got lost and he had sat nav. Reckon Fat Bert must have lent him his:wank:

You remind me of Ramsey

 

[martin]

Why do I remind you of a place on the Isle of Man???

 

[martin]

No ya wanker, Gordon Ramsey the chef

 

[martin]

Why I dont have a kitchen, I have a garage

 

[martin]

No ya plonker, you remind me of him cos you swear a lot.

 

[martin]

Feck off. Im better looking,

 

[martin]

See point proved. You swear a lot.

 

[martin]

No I feckin dont