martin

[martin]

Working tomorrow chap. Got a hand over to do, then it's free reign on the billys.

What about you???

 

[martin]

Same as you, thats a coincidence init

 

[Artemis]

Cheers chap, got to say you're a proper mate:yo:

I dont understand why that Artex bird dont like ya:dunno:

The plastered one never said she didn't like you

 

[martin]

Mart, have you farted??

 

[martin]

No mate, not me. Sure it's not ya salt 'n' pepper prawns coming back on ya??

 

[martin]

Dont be a twat, Iv only just eaten em.

Ay up that Artex bird is back. Reckon she fancies you:k

 

[martin]

Who the feck are you calling a twat.

And ya wrong about Artex, it's you she wants. Fer fecks sake.

 

[martin]

Leave it out son, she aint my type. Too many wrinkles.

Not only that the misuss is lurking. Now that is scary

 

[martin]

Has the misuss gone yet???h1d1ng2

 

[martin]

Dont know. She's a sneaky sod. Just pops up out of nowhere

Like here

 

[Artemis]

Leave it out son, she aint my type. Too many wrinkles.

S'OK, she's got a good iron

 

[martin]

See what you mean. Shes allright your misuss, burger and a pint:bow:

Where was that taken????

 

[martin]

One of them thetford bash's.

Spent all weekend polishing folks bikes. Old flat foot found it most amusing. Then again when you are that simple, anything's amusing%$fan

 

[martin]

Yer what is it about folks north of the midlands. Are they really that thick???

 

[martin]

Afraid so mate. Reckon they have a bit of Bog dweller in em, cos they are simple as well.

Oi, are you listening?? and stop picking your nose

 

[martin]

Of course im listening, sorry about the nose thing, driving me mad that bit was.

Fancy a brew???

 

[martin]

Yes please mate, is the misuss making it??

 

[martin]

You having a laugh. It's past 10 o'clock, chef's knocked off for the night.

Do you have sat nav co-ordinates for the kitchen???

 

[martin]

Whats a kitchen???:dunno:

 

[martin]

It's a place where woman go. Bit like our garage. Garage = Mans room, Kitchen = woman's room. They have there tools in there like we have in our room.