Naaa mate
Not close enough i'm sorry to say,,she's keeping all those and i'm redundant.
No, it was something i suggested to her as a complete joke and she hit the roof,,,i explained that i was messing about but then i told Bert what i'd said to her and he's taken it another step forward.....
She's NOT offering anything apart from moral support and keeping the bar tender buisy.. (ooh err)