Many thanks to Mrs Rhino~~~

[Fat Bert]

For her Auction Item offered

Acccording to your "better half" this item should raise a lot of money

Can't remember what it was?

Ask him!

 

[RHINO]

BERT

BASTID!!!!!!!!!

 

[ianrobbo1]

just has to be,

 

[RHINO]

Naaa mate

Not close enough i'm sorry to say,,she's keeping all those and i'm redundant.

No, it was something i suggested to her as a complete joke and she hit the roof,,,i explained that i was messing about but then i told Bert what i'd said to her and he's taken it another step forward.....

She's NOT offering anything apart from moral support and keeping the bar tender buisy.. (ooh err)

 

[ianrobbo1]

John m8, you`d best pm me, Tina`s just announced she intends accompanying Emma on a trip down "pissed ally" at "T" bash, :dunno:
so its looking like were carrying them both back to the B&B,


anyone got a wheel barrow I can borrow,???

 

[RHINO]

NICE ONE

I'll take my tent and we can just roll em into that and we'll get a cab back to the B&B...........more room for us and they can puke and dribble on each other. BONUS

 

[Fat Bert]

..... they can puke and dribble on each other. BONUS

Which conveniently brings us back onto the subject of "seepage"ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

By the way - you Never did explain what STW was Rhino.

Want to explain for all the world to read?

Thanks for Emma's Mobile number - txt on it's way!

 

[SILVERONE]

Was it her TOOTHBRUSH ? g0551p offered

 

[RHINO]

Oy Bert

Don't forget that i can give hugs and kisses to sweeten SWMBO up,,,you've got NO chance of that and only 4 days to get in her good books.

Personally i'd rather wrestle lions.

 

[Fat Bert]

Done nowt wrong mate~~~~!

All I was doing was posting what you told me she had offered - all in the name of chareeeety pop pickers

Now if, perchance, you were making it all up...................

Gather the Lions and the cage LOL

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RHINO]

Bert

Bastid bastid bastid

1) i DID suggest it to her in jest whilst under the influence one evening
2) she thought i was serious and hit the roof
3) i told you coz i thought it was amusing
4) you told the world coz your a tw*t
5) Now YOU'VE gotta get in her good books as i told her it was YOUR idea initially ( got me off the hook)
6) The matter is now closed! There will be NO soap, NO tits and definately NO wa*king.....................................

 

[Fat Bert]

Rhino~~~

Ah bless!

Wriggle you bastid - wriggle!!