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marcella

Guest
mick the knife said:
Here we go,

here we go,

here we go.:lick:
:lol: :lol: :lol: lmao mick!
hey smix youv'e no need to worry im reachin the point of loadsa wishin-used for pishin!
you have to have a laugh:p
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
marcella said:
lmao mick!
hey smix youv'e no need to worry im reachin the point of loadsa wishin-used for pishin!
you have to have a laugh:p
no wories - I've been laughing on this thread for bleedin ages!!!!!!!!!! :} :} :} :blush: k1ap
 

mick the knife

Registered User
Smix said:
no wories - I've been laughing on this thread for bleedin ages!!!!!!!!!! :} :} :} :blush: k1ap
thats the story of my life, sooner or later the women laugh at me :violin:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
mick the knife said:
thats the story of my life, sooner or later the women laugh at me :violin:
like you say :violin: :violin: :violin: although have to say I thought I was laughing with you!!!!!!!!! :neenaw:
 

mick the knife

Registered User
Well thats triffic then, I knew you were a sweety really !!!!!!!!!!!! Now about this alcohol violence thing............
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
mick the knife said:
Well thats triffic then, I knew you were a sweety really !!!!!!!!!!!! Now about this alcohol violence thing............

which bit - the alcohol or the violence?!!!!!!!!!!
 

mick the knife

Registered User
How about, violently throwing alcohol at each other?? no thats silly, Hey I`ve got it. candle light, soft music, rose petals, warm oil scented bath, bubbles, plenty of pink champagne and bare skin... The violence comes in when the wife find out I`ve sent this to someone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
:} :} :}


You are in SOOOO much trouble!!!!!!!! :neenaw: Sounds good though - so why is it only married men that ever suggest that sort of thing!!!!!! :dunno: :p
 
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marcella

Guest
Smix said:
:} :} :}


You are in SOOOO much trouble!!!!!!!! :neenaw: Sounds good though - so why is it only married men that ever suggest that sort of thing!!!!!! :dunno: :p
cos they've had practice at talking women talk! mick musta got married at 14 cos hes quite good at it:yo:
 

mick the knife

Registered User
I cant speak for all married men but I`m like a kid in an ice cream parlour, I`ve got one of my own but I`d like to lick everybody else`s.

Hi Smix, bikerwife here, I hope he's behaving himself, slap him down if he's too naughty, I'll take him away in a mo, maybe have to punish him, just let me know. see ya
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
mick the knife said:
I cant speak for all married men but I`m like a kid in an ice cream parlour, I`ve got one of my own but I`d like to lick everybody else`s.
bad boy!! but funny!! And I am very protective of my ice ceam - have to take my time eating it cos otherwise my tongue stud freezes over!!! and I don't share!!! b0x1


mick the knife said:
Hi Smix, bikerwife here, I hope he's behaving himself, slap him down if he's too naughty, I'll take him away in a mo, maybe have to punish him, just let me know. see ya
Nice to hear from you bikerwife!! I'd rather leave the slapping to you though if thats ok!!! Don't like to abuse other girls husbandsh1d1ng2 !!!!! If you are into punishing, you should compare notes with Artemis!!!! :neenaw:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
marcella said:
cos they've had practice at talking women talk! mick musta got married at 14 cos hes quite good at it:yo:
you do alright hunny - although you are braver the later you are on here!!!!!
 

stan the man

you are not capable
Smix said:
you do alright hunny - although you are braver the later you are on here!!!!!

probably air locked again...most of us are brave behind a keyboard ain't we guys :dunno:
 
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marcella

Guest
Smix said:
you do alright hunny - although you are braver the later you are on here!!!!!
:k well im a shy retiring kinda guy without artificial stimuli !
but i try my best:yo:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
Smix said:
Hmm - Sharing - sounds kind of interesting maybe?!!! But might have to bring Atry along to even up the numbers!!!!!!!!!!!! :p
SMIX!!!

Who's Atry?

Why not me?

Sulking again now

(Could have been another ticket sales opportunity!)
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Artemis said:
SMIX!!!

Who's Atry?

Why not me?

Sulking again now

(Could have been another ticket sales opportunity!)

Aw shucks - please don't sulk!! I'm sure they worked out that I meant Arty!!! I'm rubbish at spelling, hence the reason I worship Santa!!! Although I reckon he's probably nicer than Satan reallY!!!!!!!!!!
 

mick the knife

Registered User
Ahhh ,ARTY now I see, thats been puzzling me since I read it!!!! I`ve been searching the members list. Now I`ve just got to work out Marcella`s "Imao" and that should bring me up to speed.c7u8
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
mick the knife said:
Ahhh ,ARTY now I see, thats been puzzling me since I read it!!!! I`ve been searching the members list. Now I`ve just got to work out Marcella`s "Imao" and that should bring me up to speed.c7u8

well - to start with it is Lmao, that might help a bit?
 
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