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Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
mick the knife said:
Oh thanks:rolleyes: as if I didnt have enough to do I`ve got to go have a cold shower now!
Well you said you wanted to join in Mick.................
 

mick the knife

Registered User
You didnt let me finish......... have a cold shower, get out the nivea beat myself with a birch twig and stretch into the favorite latex evening wear......
 
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bishbosh

Guest
Mick

You can keep the Ouzo! 3ck04 , swap it for Retsina and I'll accept the invite. :yo:

Ladies, as for the whipped cream I think I'll have to go back to the National Statistics webpage for a cooldown!. R#?

Bishbosh.
 

mick the knife

Registered User
I am soooooooo sorry retsina is banned at all our do`s as it has nothing in common with enjoyment as haven`t chewing a mouth full of wood shavings, but I`m sure bribery with a bottle of Zambuca would be acceptable.
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
mick the knife said:
You didnt let me finish......... have a cold shower, get out the nivea beat myself with a birch twig and stretch into the favorite latex evening wear......
I gave you 45 minutes. Thats plenty of time to finish, in my experience
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
bishbosh said:
Ladies, as for the whipped cream I think I'll have to go back to the National Statistics webpage for a cooldown!. R#?

Bishbosh.
Smix, did you mention whipped cream, I'm sure I didn't? As I recall I mentioned a whip and Mick mentioned Nivea. Not the same at all.
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
Artemis said:
Smix, did you mention whipped cream, I'm sure I didn't? As I recall I mentioned a whip and Mick mentioned Nivea. Not the same at all.

NO, not guilty this time!! on the other hand - if he has nivea cream on and you are whipping . . . . . . same sort of thing??? :dunno:
 

mick the knife

Registered User
Well Ms Smix, I`m new to this forum and my question is, If Ms Artemis is whipping and I`ve got the Nivea, whats your party piece???????
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
mick the knife said:
Well Ms Smix, I`m new to this forum and my question is, If Ms Artemis is whipping and I`ve got the Nivea, whats your party piece???????
If she's got any sense, she'll be drinking the Ouzo and Raki whilst I whip your Nivea :eek: :eek:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
mick the knife said:
Well Ms Smix, I`m new to this forum and my question is, If Ms Artemis is whipping and I`ve got the Nivea, whats your party piece???????
I'm definitely a Miss - none of this Ms stuff ta!!! :bang:

If she's got any sense, she'll be drinking the Ouzo and Raki whilst I whip your Nivea

and I have lots of sense, I don't do violence!!! Don't often do alcohol, but willing to give it a try!!!!!!!!!! :yo:
 

mick the knife

Registered User
Smix said:
I'm definitely a Miss - none of this Ms stuff ta!!! :bang:



and I have lots of sense, I don't do violence!!! Don't often do alcohol, but willing to give it a try!!!!!!!!!! :yo:
Well MISS Smix, what are you willing to try alcohol or violence??? or both???
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
mick the knife said:
Well MISS Smix, what are you willing to try alcohol or violence??? or both???

ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!! not keen on violence!!!
 
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marcella

Guest
mick the knife said:
Well Ms Smix, I`m new to this forum and my question is, If Ms Artemis is whipping and I`ve got the Nivea, whats your party piece???????
oh yeah mick! your maybe new to the forum, but you seem to be an old hand at engaging bike honey's and two wheel supported eye candy.
just carry on i'v got my notebook and pencil at the ready:yo:
 

Smix

Fcuk Up Fairy
marcella said:
. . . bike honey's and two wheel supported eye candy. . . .
I love you!!!!!!!!! :k :k :k

(Assuming you are including me in the honey and eye candy!!!!!!!! wow!!! :k:k:k)
 

mick the knife

Registered User
marcella said:
oh yeah mick! your maybe new to the forum, but you seem to be an old hand at engaging bike honey's and two wheel supported eye candy.
:yo:
To me ALL women are honeys and eye candy, but some are just that extra bit special.
 
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marcella

Guest
mick the knife said:
To me ALL women are honeys and eye candy, but some are just that extra bit special.
SEE what i mean!! you smooth bastid you LOL!

smix all shit left behind (cos im to old and too used to the one i have) any girl able to display the kind of sass and entertainment offered by yourself and lisa has to have something worth shouting about:yo:

but dont expect me to be so complimentary when you rubbish my riding abilityb0x1
 
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