Inventions

[blumeeni]

Dirty Vampire Dyke. :bow: :bow: :bow:

Ah right good sucky bloody sucky then :lick:

 

[Wolfie]

yep, but take the teeth out first.

 

[blumeeni]

yep, but take the teeth out first.

Wolfie thanks for the advice m8 now I know where I went wrong last time owwwww

 

[derek kelly]

Dirty Vampire Dyke. :bow: :bow: :bow:

Isn't that the guy from Mary Poppins? and Chitty Chitty bang bang?

 

[Wolfie]

close, but he is the gay version :} :} :}

 

[Phoenix]

Isn't that the guy from Mary Poppins? and Chitty Chitty bang bang?

Hm I dont think so, surely vampires come from Trasalvania, and that guy in mary popins, didnt he have a cockney accent?

 

[ianrobbo1]

Hm I dont think so, surely vampires come from Trasalvania, and that guy in mary popins, didnt he have a cockney accent?

:bow: :bow: :bow: :}

 

[Wolfie]

Hm I dont think so, surely vampires come from Trasalvania, and that guy in mary popins, didnt he have a cockney accent?

its well seeing you haven't been to london for a long time!!!!

 

[Pugwash]

If you've got a PC with DVD drive, they do go at 4x speed. Ideal to rewinding long films. :f

 

[Jaws]

I bought a region 1 dvd player for a tenner ( cos it is the wrong region and is not PAL )
I rewind all my DVD's on that..
I am sure there must be lots of semi duff DVD players out there that you could snaffle for a song ..

 

[Scalesy]

I bought a region 1 dvd player for a tenner ( cos it is the wrong region and is not PAL )

I would have thought it was bloody obvious even to you that it wasn't a tin of dogfood!!!!!

:m

 

[Jaws]

Is this why all our dogs keep on pegging it ?
We have been feeding them PAL videos, dvd's, tellys etc for years.. none have lived longer than a few weeks though...

 

[Murt]

I can't be arsed with all this posh nechnology, DVD, PAL, Video... pa.
If I want to see a film, or my mate has it on one of the new fangled DVD thingies above, I simply go round his house take my good old 8mil camcorder, set it up in front of his telly, record, and take it home.
Then the family have a nice cosy night in huddled around the little screen on the camera watching it for free whenever we want.
saves a fortune !

Murt

 

[derek kelly]

I sneak into film premiers with my Camcorder and film it from the big screen coz then I've got the original and not a copy.

 

[derek kelly]

I've just discovered that George foreman grills do not play Dvd's, and Dvd players do not play Dvd's that have been in the george foreman grill.........Hmmmm I wonder if Breville sandwich toasters play Dvd's

 

[Jaws]

To help a little... You can eliminate electric tin openers and microwave ovens too.. even the ones with the rotary plate !

 

[derek kelly]

Hmmmm I wonder if Breville sandwich toasters play Dvd's







Ooops apparently not, I hope curry's have a pre christmas sale.

 

[derek kelly]

Don't Dvd's make good coasters?

 

[Jaws]

Yes, bgut going back to the original, using them as coasters does not help rewind them ! In fact it makes them go brown and crispy..
Ahh errrrr thats toaster, not coaster.. sorry

 

[HeavensFire]

OOOOpps!

Yes, bgut going back to the original, using them as coasters does not help rewind them ! In fact it makes them go brown and crispy..
Ahh errrrr thats toaster, not coaster.. sorry

Thanks to JAWS, been usin' toast as a coaster, now it's gone soggy, put in the DVD thingy, now thats toast!?? :dunno: