Inventions

[derek kelly]

I have come up with an idea for an invention, and frankly I am surprised nobody has thought of it before.
Has anybody noticed that when you buy a Dvd player there is no rewind button on it, therefore you can only watch Dvd's the once,
Well I have come up with an idea for a Dvd rewinding machine, so you will be able to watch your Dvd's over and over again
Brilliant Eh?

 

[Cyclops]

You silly slaphead

































Everybody knows you just turn them over :dunno:

 

[Mozza]

bugger me, and there i was using the skip back per frame button all this time !!!!

look forward to your creation mate :}

 

[RHINO]

CYCLOPS................ you can't call DK a 'slaphead'





































you'll make me ruin my keybord.

 

[Jaws]

Fookin muppets..

For god sake you lot, you dont deserve to have things like DVD players !
Just turn the disk over !

 

[derek kelly]

Fookin muppets..

For god sake you lot, you dont deserve to have things like DVD players !
Just turn the disk over !

Yes we know that we're not stoopid but if you turn it over it plays backwards, and I'm not sitting through 9 million hours of LOTR playing backwards.

 

[Codbasher]

I tried turning one over and it just said 'ERROR' and never played backwards, does that mean my video player wont play DVD's cos it wont play em normal way up either :dunno: :h

 

[derek kelly]

I tried turning one over and it just said 'ERROR' and never played backwards, does that mean my video player wont play DVD's cos it wont play em normal way up either :dunno: :h

Wot u need is an invention that allows you to play Dvd's on your Video.

 

[Codbasher]

Wot u need is an invention that allows you to play Dvd's on your Video.

How do you invent one then? :dunno:

 

[Scalesy]

Wot u need is an invention that allows you to play Dvd's on your Video.

No No No what YOU really need is a device that plays LP's on your CD player!
I tried cutting them down to size but the bastards still wouldn't play!!!!!!!

And fook knows how you fit em on a pooter:bang:

 

[Phoenix]

god you guys are so dumb, youve got it confused with a tape player, doesnt the fact that its a round flat disk give you any clues?!?!?!

Just pick the needle up and put it back at the start, with practice you can put the needle in between tracks so you can select your favorite sceans!

 

[derek kelly]

How do you invent one then? :dunno:

Easy you buy a Dvd player and if you haven't already got one a Video player, then you go ino one of these electrical doo dah shops and say to the boffin behind the counter, can you make a lead that will enable me to play Dvd's through my video

 

[Mid Life Crisis]

You can replace that there needle when the sound and picture goes tits up too.

 

[Grey Wolf]

YOU Phookin NUMPTIES

If you turn the disc over and play it backwards you have to watch it in a mirror :bang:

 

[ianrobbo1]

God I LOVE this site!! :bow: its SO!! informative, :bow: I learn something on here every day!! :bow:

 

[Codbasher]

If you turn the disc over and play it backwards you have to watch it in a mirror :bang:

BLOODY HELL, I've just discovered if you turn the mirror upside down you get it to play forwards, weird or what!!

 

[derek kelly]

BLOODY HELL, I've just discovered if you turn the mirror upside down you get it to play forwards, weird or what!!

Is that a two way mirror coz mine is just black so if I turn the mirror upside down I can't see anything.

 

[blumeeni]

Der wots a dvd player then

 

[HeavensFire]

EASY!

I tried turning one over and it just said 'ERROR' :dunno: :h

................. Try turning your DVD player upside down, before you put the disc in!? :neenaw:

 

[Wolfie]

Der wots a dvd player then

Dirty Vampire Dyke. :bow: :bow: :bow: