Inventions

[Jaws]

This is getting amazingly complex c7u8 :h :blush:

 

[Scalesy]

And if any one could come up with a use for snot I could offer them a gallon or two at the moment, and used tissues..Yeah OK bring it on

(Stick of dynamite no subtlety at all)

 

[Jaws]

That will teach you to kiss and cuddle your fookin keyboard..
Computer viri' can be a sod to get rid of ..

 

[R2B2]

Has anybody noticed that when you buy a Dvd player there is no rewind button on it

Well I have come up with an idea for a Dvd rewinding machine, brilliant Eh?

You've not been paying attention... looks like someone has already done it!

 

[derek kelly]

You've not been paying attention... looks like someone has already done it!

Twats! Why do people always pinch my ideas?

 

[ianrobbo1]

has anyone out there invented the "tea bag" squeezer yet?? I only ask cos it burns me finger tips when I squeeze the bag to get the last out of it!! :dunno:
I was thinking along the lines of two spoons connected together like scissors so you can lift and squeeze at the same time,!! :bow:

 

[derek kelly]

has anyone out there invented the "tea bag" squeezer yet?? I only ask cos it burns me finger tips when I squeeze the bag to get the last out of it!! :dunno:
I was thinking along the lines of two spoons connected together like scissors so you can lift and squeeze at the same time,!! :bow:

Get yersen to the car boot and buy an old mangle from a washing machine then just run the tea bag through that

 

[ianrobbo1]

Get yersen to the car boot and buy an old mangle from a washing machine then just run the tea bag through that

don't be a nob Derek!! :bang: its an INDIVIDUAL tea bag squeezer for household use, I want to invent, NOT an industrial sized one like you suggest for caf?s and such!!

 

[R2B2]

Yes Ian - teabag tongs are out there somewhere, I've seen them. Dont know where though...

 

[derek kelly]

don't be a nob Derek!! :bang: its an INDIVIDUAL tea bag squeezer for household use, I want to invent, NOT an industrial sized one like you suggest for caf?s and such!!

Well shorten it then anyway...
















Get to work ya slacker. or are you waiting to give the paper boy a tip :f

 

[derek kelly]

Or
You could buy one of these

 

[ianrobbo1]

bugger,!!! :bang: thats exactly the type of thing!!!! :bang: why is it that whatever I invent something, someone else has beaten me to it!!!!
and BTW, Ive a bad back, "kosher :bow: " so I cant work, and its bloody frustrating sat here while Tina does all the cleaning up after the builders

 

[R2B2]

Ian - when you eventually get your shed - sorry garage - finished, you could always tie a couple of old shovels together and use them.

 

[ianrobbo1]

Ian - when you eventually get your shed - sorry garage - finished, you could always tie a couple of old shovels together and use them.

thats a good idea Rob!! :bow: and if you lend me an old Diesel drum I can put the used tea bags in that!! :}

 

[R2B2]

I would... if I could. Trouble is, I haven't got an empty one

 

[Artemis]

thats a good idea Rob!! :bow: and if you lend me an old Diesel drum I can put the used tea bags in that!! :}

Can I have 'em for my sister? Her washing line's running out of teabags :bow: