Makes me wonder what it was you beat those 10 polar bears at.....
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Interesting trivia thread
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They can’t masturbate with boxing gloves on.
Matt Hands on his cock has resigned.
Have you tried...?
I'm not a polar bear
Polar bears don’t toss themselves off. Fact. As part of an experiment conducted by Dr. Kellogg in the 60s, they were given corn flakes for breakfast to stop them wanking and the experiment was successful.
North Pole supermarkets are the biggest sellers of corn flakes. Fact.
But you are a wanker.
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And before you go off the deep end..... If you've never fondled your own trouser snake then you're a feckin' liar....
How do you know I’m not a millionaire & pay someone to do it for me?But you are a wanker.
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And before you go off the deep end..... If you've never fondled your own trouser snake then you're a feckin' liar....
Because your name is not Beaker.
The new Ghost is the first Rolls Royce to have the flying lady mounted on the bonnet rather than on top of the radiator grill.
Lady Penelope’s full name is Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward.
She is smoking hot.
Having studied her closely I do not think she is left handed.
She is smoking hot.
Having studied her closely I do not think she is left handed.
She uses her throat instead of her hands
Home James & don't spare the horses.
The actor Vic Morrow was decapitated by a helicopter that crashed during filming.
I loved Twilight zone as a kid, still do. Interesting....
Twilight Zone accident - Wikipedia
when inflatable tyres were first introduced they were white, the natural colour of rubber. It was only later that additives turned them black.
It’s actually called the Spirit of Ecstasy, not the Flying Lady.
Tools cannot be argumentative, they are inanimate objects......That is why I didn’t capitalise it you argumentative tool.
Plonkers on the other hand.....
Considering you're one of the first to correct people, usually inaccurately, you don't like it much when you're put straight, do you? Cantankerous twat.That is why I didn’t capitalise it you argumentative tool.