Pontefract is nowhere near WalesPonty. Got a sweetie for me?
Pontefract is nowhere near WalesPonty. Got a sweetie for me?
It is compared to Beijing.Pontefract is nowhere near Wales
And Los Angeles.It is compared to Beijing.
I said 'Ponty' not 'Ponte'.Pontefract is nowhere near Wales
Nope. try again.Ponty pandy?
Ponty ficateNope. try again.
Long way to Builth to collect itPonty. Got a sweetie for me?
Yeah, but I’m worth it.Long way to Builth to collect it
Nope.Pon derosa?
First onePontypridd
Pontypool
Cant remember
Could be worse, could be YorkshitePonty prick
Garden of England.Could be better, could be Yorkshire