Grow a beard~~~

[derek kelly]

you either cleaned your arse exceptionally well in your youth, or never noticed you had any in the first place!:} :}

Never had to clean my arse, that was the Butlers job.

 

[marcella]

uke: the poor bastid

 

[derek kelly]

uke: the poor bastid

The butler was our Great Dane :}

 

[marcella]

The butler was our Great Dane :}

the cleanest arse in barnsley then:yo:

 

[Duck n Dive]

For beards to grow really quick you have to ride a harley an dhave an open face helmet.

Something to do with the beard getting fertilsed as you ride I think!

 

[derek kelly]

For beards to grow really quick you have to ride a harley an dhave an open face helmet.

Something to do with the beard getting fertilsed as you ride I think!

Not really anything to do with open face helmets, if you look at the average Harley rider their age is about 84, and as we all know when you get older your saliva glands start to over act, so the constant dribbling fertilizes the chin.

 

[ianrobbo1]

Not really anything to do with open face helmets, if you look at the average Harley rider their age is about 84, and as we all know when you get older your saliva glands start to over act, so the constant dribbling fertilizes the chin.

FAO Samster,
seems your carrying your age well m8 what was it you took around the US of A when you got married?? did your missus realise you were THAT old when she married you?? LOL, that'll be why you can
"knock-one-out in about ten days" :} dribbling on your wedding night eh!!! :}
same couldnt apply to Cycleclips though!!

 

[R2B2]

Saw a psychologist on the telly who said that beards and tache's were worn by men who subconsciously feel that they need to prove their masculinity.........

Dunno what he was on about really :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

Saw a psychologist on the telly who said that beards and tache's were worn by men who subconsciously feel that they need to prove their masculinity.........

And Lesbians.