Grow a beard~~~

[Fat Bert]

So how long doe sit take to grow an acceptbale beard?

a] 1 week
b] 1 month
c] Fecking lifetime

Reason I ask is that a "certain member" is trying but after 10 days still no sign of anything other than wooly stubble!

Cue Cycleclipz BSc [3] Btec Hons IAM TWAT

 

[Coggy]

Atl eastf our weeks

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Last time I tried it anyway

 

[ianrobbo1]

answer (c) cos it looks like an old soaked balding cat on me chinny chin chin!! :bang:

 

[Smoothandquick]

don't do it tufty.....

you'll look even more stupid than you do now.....someone will mistake you for a lego man and think you've had your bonce put on upside down......

 

[Wolfie]

4 weeks then style it, dont touch it for the 4 weeks just shampoo it with the normal stuff you put on your head.

 

[Smoothandquick]

Wolfie....

wouldn't FB look like Hercule Poirot then ?? :dunno:

 

[Samster]

4 weeks!

You lot must be facially-hair challenged!

In the summer months I can knock-one-out in about 10 days...........
:yo: :}

 

[Punchy]

Everyone is different in the speed of hair growth. A mate of mine HAD to shave twice a day at the age of 14.

Me on the other hand only had to turn out in a stiff breeze and the bum fluff would disappear. If I try to grow a beard now it looks like tufts have been stuck on with super glue 3... its funny though hair grows at the speed of Linford Christie down my nose and out of my ears

 

[Wolfie]

sam this is a beard he is talking about , not george micheal stubble!!!

 

[Wolfie]

wouldn't FB look like Hercule Poirot then ?? :dunno:

without the style

 

[americanexpress]

So how long doe sit take to grow an acceptbale beard?

a] 1 week
b] 1 month
c] Fecking lifetime

Reason I ask is that a "certain member" is trying but after 10 days still no sign of anything other than wooly stubble!

Cue Cycleclipz BSc [3] Btec Hons IAM TWAT

what sort of beard are we talking? full michael finnegan would take a lot longer than a jeremy beadle obviously:dunno: naturally, a Father Christmas would take (c):}

 

[derek kelly]

answer (c) cos it looks like an old soaked balding cat on me chinny chin chin!! :bang:

I think you mean Chins Ian.

 

[Smoothandquick]

nice one DK

very amsuing coming from someone with a forehead like a clingon.....:neenaw:

you are on the ball today m8 !!!! :yo:

 

[ianrobbo1]

I think you mean Chins Ian.

this from a bloke who's head looks like this!!

 

[derek kelly]

very amsuing coming from someone with a forehead like a clingon.....:neenaw:

I hope you meant Klingon, and not clingon.

 

[Smoothandquick]

Whooops

bit of a slip there....

That'll be the one !!!!! Nearly wrote clingfilm....

 

[derek kelly]

Nearly wrote clingfilm....

Ah, so you have been watching the late John Holmes in 'The Nutcracker' have you.

 

[marcella]

I hope you meant Klingon, and not clingon.

our bass player plays in a band called the DANGLE BERRIES, which as it happens is the first stage of a clingon:yo:
a clingon is the dried remains of fecal matter entwined in a number of rectal pubic hair!
whilst a dangle berry (although similar) refers to a newly laid and fresh globule of dung that has also grown around said rectal hair.
it has been noted that removal of such fecal matter is far more swift (and less painful) when done at the dangle berry stage, owing to its fresh consistency.



just in case you didnt know

 

[derek kelly]

Strange that shaun, I was always led to believe that the clingon is the first stage of the Dangle berry as it is clinging on to the hair, once it has entwined itself and distanced itself slightly from the arse it is dangling so becomes the dangle berry. maybe it happens in reverse in the porridge gobblers land.

 

[marcella]

Strange that shaun, I was always led to believe that the clingon is the first stage of the Dangle berry as it is clinging on to the hair, once it has entwined itself and distanced itself slightly from the arse it is dangling so becomes the dangle berry. maybe it happens in reverse in the porridge gobblers land.

no derek its all to do with the freshness of the dung,, the berry is the more fruity and moist of the two, so should be the freshest, whilst the clingon is the dried up remains of a dangle berry, you either cleaned your arse exceptionally well in your youth, or never noticed you had any in the first place!:} :}