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martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Feck me Ironic Tim, take him up on the offer will ya.

First time Bertie has offerd to buy any one a beer
 

Tinytim

Registered User
Yep, I'll have a pint please..

178 posts by Sunday night and nearly a thousand views....of what?



:lol::lol:


:-:


Yes, and I have read every one....weird isn't it....?
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
That'll be a good night out in Sheffield then - ya need to join us in Hooters in West Bridgford, Nottingham - just down the Trent from a decent football ground

Well - you'd be welcome - just as soon as I've been released from A&E by getting this fooking dart out my foot!

Clumsy Mansfield Oaf
 

Tinytim

Registered User
That'll be a good night out in Sheffield then - ya need to join us in Hooters in West Bridgford, Nottingham - just down the Trent from a decent football ground

Well - you'd be welcome - just as soon as I've been released from A&E by getting this fooking dart out my foot!

Clumsy Mansfield Oaf

Thought you'd been banned from Hooters?

:dunno:
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Do keep up

We WERE banned from Hooters but with an apology from The Mansfield String Vest, a promise to behave in future and the use of my VIP Frequent-Eater Hooters' Card. I've been able to wangle my way back in

I kid you not!! You can now apply for your own "Hooters" Card

http://www.hooterscard.com/menu/home.aspx
 
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martin

Rockin on planet Martin
Feck me no wonder you and Ironic Tim get on so well. Hes a turd burgler:eek:

You have a new follower bertie lad

bert-fred-site.jpg
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Fook!

Ironic Tim is a queer

Well I never...............

Interesting website though "Ironic"

Found this..................

Zeus
Zeus has the reputation for being the friendliest gay sauna in Britain -- I've heard of people who'll come all the way from Liverpool just to join in the fun in Mansfield. OK, so Mansfield is not the closest place to Nottingham, but this is the only sauna in the East Midlands, and it's a hellova lot closer and a great deal nicer than Manchester.
Clientele Gay & Lesbian
Address 71 Ratcliffe Gate, Mansfield , NG18 2JB
Phone 01623 422 257
 
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TopBird

Guest
Martin Bert

That's it ya both grounded go to your room ! Tim you're more than welcome to join us Christ I hope they've got a long table otherwise I'll have to spend all night sorting out the squabling..........
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Oi Top Bird ...............


What's the chance of a shag?





















































































No - not for me - fer Martin ya daft cow
 
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TopBird

Guest
I hope you sleep with one eye open 'cos you'll need to I'll tip the contents of Martins Teasmade on ya if you don't keep it clean, my mum thinks you're such a lovelly man she can't wait til the 1st mmmwah x
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Where's Ironic Tim?

Oi "Ironic" - where are ya?

Me and Martin have organised a night out on the lash - you up for it?

Details can be found on the end of the "Martin" thread

We've managed to blag our way back into Hooters in Nottingham

It's "Spot the Tit" night tonight but don't panic as Martin's got a good chance of winning this month

Now if you were to nick the win right from under his nose - wouldn't that be "Ironic" ?

LOL

Let us know if you can make it cos I'll need to get an extra plastic chair sorted for ya?
 

Tinytim

Registered User
Been darn the Smoke

Sorry, but I've been away......The Tit Joints in Larndan are fantastic.

The Gay Bars are out of this world too.

Nobody in London speaks English anymore....

Ta for the offer tho'....next time mebbe eh? :-0)
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Probably just as well, Ironic, seeing as how I've been in the cells all night - taking a fall for that twat from Mansfield

You wanna buy a cheap bunch of flowers?
 
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