FAO Tina aka Mrs Slobbo

[Fat Bert]

Nuff said - bet he hasn't - has he??????

 

[Fat Bert]

Embarrased Ian?

You should be !

 

[ianrobbo1]

And not a single under counter silver coloured larder fridge in sight!! embaressed ME??? feck off not a chance,!! :} :f
saving up for wednesday!! :bow:

 

[derek kelly]

Bert

are all those pictures taken of your peronal collection,....bet they are all full as well :neenaw:

 

[Fat Bert]

Derek

Bert

are all those pictures taken of your peronal collection,....bet they are all full as well :neenaw:

Beer fridges mate - beer fridges - and always being refilled!

 

[ianrobbo1]

Beer fridges mate - beer fridges - and always being refilled!

should lock your back door then, then maybe the neighbours wouldnt keep coming round at night when your asleep nicking yer beer/pink champagne :}

 

[gypsy]

should lock your back door then, then maybe the neighbours wouldnt keep coming round at night when your asleep nicking yer beer/pink champagne :}

cheers Ian !
why dont you tell everyone to lock their friggin doors !
how am i supposed to make a crust! :violin:

 

[RHINO]

should lock your back door then, then maybe the neighbours wouldnt keep coming round at night when your asleep nicking yer beer/pink champagne :}

Lock your back door Guys have spent years kicking it in FFS

 

[ianrobbo1]

Right you lot of "piss taking bleeders", Ill have you know that today Tina has finally gotten her FRIDGE!! AND a bloody MICROWAVE as well, and I blame YOU lot!!! its cost me a bleeding FORTUNE!!
:rant: WELL!! you smart arse bunch of smart arses,!!!!! she wants a friggin SILVER washing machine NOW!!! to match the rest of the appliances,!!! :bang:
FFS just keep your suggestions to yourselves will ya???? LOL
she`s already spotted some SILVER friggin door knobs to match,!! :bang:

 

[reefer]

here you go....

silver machine

there in stock and you can have an express delivery by tuesday too :beer:

 

[derek kelly]

If you go to curry's they will do a deal, if you buy a silver washing machine and a silver dishwasher you will get between ?25 - ?100 knocked off depending on price, but make sure the robbing bastards don't try charging per individual item on delivery, as they tried with us, they wanted ?15 for delivering the dishwasher and ?15 for delivering the washing machine even though they were coming on the same delivery, so we told them to shove it they came round to our way of thinking.

 

[ianrobbo1]

theres FECK all wrong with the machine we've got so if she thinks I'm buying a new one "so it matches" she has another thought coming!!
Micro justification was, you can have the "old" one {read 1 year} for your garage, for when I let my mug of tea get cold, :dunno:
now how do I persuade her a "bike lift" is as/more essential than "hot" tea???

 

[derek kelly]

now how do I persuade her a "bike lift" is as/more essential than "hot" tea??? [/QUOTE]



Tell her you can use it to lift the washing machine and dishwasher into place

 

[reefer]

just cos there is nothing wrong with it doesnt mean you shouldnt up grade :dunno:
theres been a lot of changes on washing machines in the last 35 years..you would be amazed
they even have fitted electric motors now too..hard to believe i know g0551p

 

[derek kelly]

just cos there is nothing wrong with it doesnt mean you shouldnt up grade :dunno:
theres been a lot of changes on washing machines in the last 35 years..you would be amazed
they even have fitted electric motors now too..hard to believe i know g0551p

They've even done away with those unsightly mangles and washboards

 

[ianrobbo1]

they even have fitted electric motors now too..hard to believe i know g0551p

Fer chriss sake SSSSSHHHHHH dont tell her THAT!!!! Ive just "upgraded" to a wooden board from the "stone" at the riverside!!
Derek m8, even Tina isnt gonna fall for THAT one :t would your Bev?? :dunno:

 

[derek kelly]

Derek m8, even Tina isnt gonna fall for THAT one :t would your Bev?? :dunno:[/QUOTE]



She soesn't need to mate she's just got her new kitchen with silver microwave,fridge,washing machine,dishwasher,cooker,hob,and extractor,
plus when I get my BB she wants another horse, I wondered why she wants us to apply for planning permission for three stables in the paddock, when we only have two horses.

Wimmin eh!

 

[Rolfy Dave]

far from me to be accused of shit stirring.......

...But Jan has asked me to remind you that she also has a matching dishwasher(compact 4 place setting) to go with all the other appliances in the kitchen...

Me stir up trouble??? No Way Jose !!! ROFLMAO

Cheers mate,

Rolfy
:beer:

ps... Isn't that fookin garage finished yet??? I have asked for a bike lift for christmas to go with my Halfords professional torque wrench (2 pressies eh ???-some phookin hope-didnt get one last year:B )

 

[ianrobbo1]

Rolfie m8, how can I afford to buy the wood and roof tiles if I keep having to "waste" money on "non" essentials like fridges/microwaves and poxey cookers,!! :bang: ,
and I hope you get "both" your pressies this year,!! :bow: I have already got a "torque wrench" the first thing I did was "over torqued" a bolt costing ?6 quid to replace :bang:

 

[reefer]

I have already got a "torque wrench" the first thing I did was "over torqued" a bolt costing ?6 quid

maybe one of the other pressies is the torque wrench manual then








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