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trucker2

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not sure can you suggest some where :dunno:
 

sr71caspar

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Should be a great day for a picnic, where are you thinking of having it :dunno:

About 5 mins up the road from setting off I bet, when the van suffers terminal failure due to being driven by an incompetent fuckwit:-0)
 
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trucker2

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no i mite get to the m25 if i am lucky bl4hbl4h you dont hold out much hope for me do you 8rfl@8rfl@
 

DLN1965

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This is becoming a comedy of errors... almost a carry on film .... Ohh Matron

Reckon someone is trying F1sh1ing and caught quite a few with their alledged antics !

reckon if this is true .... we should have a pic of your handy work and bike loading .... as you did for your connector block / loom fix w08th

Until then I will just watch from afar .....






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noobie

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Laying it down on it's side and pushing it in????

Come on now, this must be a wind up 8rfl@

Ok I'll go with it not being although my heads saying don't

If you have done this you have probably scratched/damaged the mirror, bars, cans, pegs,possibly engine casings, tail unit, indicators, tank, forks etc
And probably set off the tilt sensor

As Taff will have ramps you can now either get some ratchet straps to secure the bike upwards for it's return journey

Orrrrr lay it on the other side so its fooked both sides

I can't wait for the next installment
 

DLN1965

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Laying it down on it's side and pushing it in????

Come on now, this must be a wind up 8rfl@

Ok I'll go with it not being although my heads saying don't

If you have done this you have probably scratched/damaged the mirror, bars, cans, pegs,possibly engine casings, tail unit, indicators, tank, forks etc
And probably set off the tilt sensor

As Taff will have ramps you can now either get some ratchet straps to secure the bike upwards for it's return journey

Orrrrr lay it on the other side so its fooked both sides
I can't wait for the next installment


I just read that and had a tea meets keyboard moment !!! 8rfl@
 

Centaur

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Please stop, T2.

I can't be doing with pissing myself at my age! 8rfl@
 
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Bodmin

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Just found this pic of T2 with his last bike...
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8rfl@8rfl@8rfl@
 

noobie

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Because it's gone quiet I am going to assume he's still on the drive trying to start the van with his door key.

Inevitably this evening there will be a post asking if he has to replace all 4 tyres as the van won't start.
 
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trucker2

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you are such a :wank :noobie i do not use a key i have a slide hammer and a screw driver a door key is the old way 8rfl@8rfl@ // i did get to the god of blackbirds :bow: no problem he looked he saw he fixed 28 mines then had a tweeked & a twiddle and the bike came to life ..so happy days just put the other bit on and she flies .. BIG THANKS TO DAVE FOR SORTING IT WELL WORTH THE DRIVE AND CAROL SAID THANK YOU FOR THE NEW HAT @tu*
 
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And the issue with the actual bike itself was...
 
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trucker2

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the ecu i blow it up sh1tehppns but that is life next time i will take it to dave as it was a nice day out
 

Centaur

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Bodywork looks good, T2.

Especially for a bike that was slid on it's side into a van! Or was that the other side? 8rfl@
 

noobie

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I did see on sky news today a report of a van driver on the motorway with a motorcycle on the roof, just saying.
 

DLN1965

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WE all wanted a pic of the bike on its side in the van ! or was it the other way around??:dunno:


anyway.... Spotted the problem with the bike immediately









Its a RED/PINK one !sh1tehppns

















F1sh1ing
 
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trucker2

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Jaws 'shrooms save the day NO it was the god of all birds TAFFY plus he sorted other issues that had nothing to do with me this time lol @tu*
 
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