Thank you for clearing that up.Alan's=Alan Whicker's = knickers
Dickhead
Shame you couldn't do it without hurling an insult.
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Shame you couldn't do it without hurling an insult.
You are ALL wrong !
underpants / boxers / under crackers are definitely first !!
THEN trousers on
THEN shirt / T shirt
The last item has to be socks !
getting undressed is the reverse of this order, with the exception of socks as they come off. After your trousers
fast forward this clip to 9.09
underpants / boxers / under crackers are definitely first !!
THEN trousers on
THEN shirt / T shirt
The last item has to be socks !
getting undressed is the reverse of this order, with the exception of socks as they come off. After your trousers
fast forward this clip to 9.09
I would be worried if I cared.
Underwear is for women, men for the entertaining of.
Anyone wearing underwear is therefore a woman. Seemples.
....but we don't wear skirts.
Speak for,yourself........but we don't wear skirts.
Can't get the tackle into a pair of shreddies so just got to let it all dangle instead.....but we don't wear skirts.
Never really thought about all this before but I am so pleased this thread has made me have a serious think about it now. I am hoping it's not too late for me.
From monitoring over the last two days I am clearly 'socks on last', but the rest is a bit random, bordering on chaotic, no order whatsoever.
Something for me to work on I suppose.
Curiously getting undressed is orderly, very much from the top down.
From monitoring over the last two days I am clearly 'socks on last', but the rest is a bit random, bordering on chaotic, no order whatsoever.
Something for me to work on I suppose.
Curiously getting undressed is orderly, very much from the top down.
Use logic. Shreddies first so you are not sitting on a chair or whatever with a bare ass while you put your socks on. Shirt next as the trousers in my generation go over the shirt. After the trousers then shoes which cannot go on before the trousers unless you are still wearing flares or oxford bags. Finally sweater or jacket. Logically reverse on undressing unless sex is on offer in which case trousers first in case she changes her mind.
I don't need to sit down to put my socks on so no logic there.Use logic. Shreddies first so you are not sitting on a chair or whatever with a bare ass while you put your socks on. Shirt next as the trousers in my generation go over the shirt. After the trousers then shoes which cannot go on before the trousers unless you are still wearing flares or oxford bags. Finally sweater or jacket. Logically reverse on undressing unless sex is on offer in which case trousers first in case she changes her mind.
Also, who takes their socks off before sex?? That would be plain weird.
You’ve already stated a perfectly good reason for shoes on after trousers so why are you saying trousers off first in the event of a possible shag?Use logic. Shreddies first so you are not sitting on a chair or whatever with a bare ass while you put your socks on. Shirt next as the trousers in my generation go over the shirt. After the trousers then shoes which cannot go on before the trousers unless you are still wearing flares or oxford bags. Finally sweater or jacket. Logically reverse on undressing unless sex is on offer in which case trousers first in case she changes her mind.
I honestly thought no one on here was dumb enough to watch anything involving Michael McIntyre, quite possibly the most unfunniest man on earth. Twat should be arrested for impersonating a comedian.
Probable rather than possible! If it's being offered forget the logic and get in there asap.
Probable rather than possible! If it's being offered forget the logic and get in there asap.
Absolutely!
Quicker than a shithouse rat up a drainpipe
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Love Navy slang.Quicker than a shithouse rat up a drainpipe
I’d never, it in a million years, get my jeans off before my boots. Not without a pair of scissors anywayProbable rather than possible! If it's being offered forget the logic and get in there asap.