• Welcome to the new B.I.R.D. Forum. Please be sure to read the "New Member / New Registered ? Please Read" thread in the Coffee Shop. This contains some important information. To become a full member ( £5.90 a year ) simply click on your user name near the top on the right I hope you enjoy the new site ................ Jaws ( John )

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For some unknown reason, I got dressed in reverse order this morning.

Socks

Sub-kex

Kex

Sports bra

Vest

Jumper


The whole experience was strangely surreal.
 

Minkey

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I thought it was law that you had to put your socks on first :)
 

ogr1

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I haven't got dressed yet...
amused the wife no end...
upset the postman..milkman.
Well...it is my feckin house.:risas3:
 

Cougar377

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I haven't got dressed yet...
amused the wife no end...
upset the postman..milkman.
Well...it is my feckin house.:risas3:

Did they all stop over then, or does the action kick off early in your house...? :D
 

slim63

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I haven't got dressed yet...
amused the wife no end...
upset the postman..milkman.
Well...it is my feckin house.:risas3:

Our postman was shocked to see me at the door naked ………………… he hadn't realised I knew where he lived :risas3:
 

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The action will kick off today...when we kick yer tarty skirts off the field.:p:D
Pride come through before a fall.

Last I heard it was in some danger of postponement due to forecast weather??
 

Cougar377

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The action will kick off today...when we kick yer tarty skirts off the field.:p:D

We lost against Ireland with better style than you did against Les Frogs, so I think we're odds on to retain the Calcutta Cup today. :D
 

Cougar377

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Our postman was shocked to see me at the door naked ………………… he hadn't realised I knew where he lived :risas3:

Which side of the door were you when he saw you...? :D
 

Jaws

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I tend to grab what ever is closest to hand rather than have any particular order... Apart from socks.. they are always first on.
After that my normal anarchic methods are applied !
 

ogr1

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We lost against Ireland with better style than you did against Les Frogs, so I think we're odds on to retain the Calcutta Cup today. :D

Just don't drop the ball eh! Especially near the goal line.:D
 

andyBeaker

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I got dressed this morning, was advised I was going for a walk along the promenade so I got undressed, put something a bit smarter on, got undressed again when I got home and put what I had on in the first place back on.

I am going to fess up...I didn't keep a record of exactly when the socks were removed and replaced.
 

JayTee

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I always get dressed by putting me glasses on first.
Got to, can’t see where feck all is without em:(.
 
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