Dickheads on bikes.

[Wolfie]

saw lots of these on sunday at beaulieu show thing.

loads of peeps crawling along,

peeps with the wife on the back weaving and wobbling all over the place.

bloke wearing shorts and t-shirt on the M3 doing over a ton.

dickwads trying to create a short cut through some hedges.

morons gunning down the striaghts then sitting up and steering the feckin bike around the corner.

all in all a day for bikers.

 

[Cruser]

Dickheads on bikes

You called?

 

[chaserkeywest]

Ya So?

Wolfie

You just discribed the adverage Florida motorcyclist but, they dont wear crash hats here, usually just Harley do rags on their head or a baseball hat backwards.
Florida dropped the helmet requirement two years ago, many sport bike riders do wear a lid, most Harley-cruser type think helmets are uncool.

In the long run motorcycling will suffer the results of these Yankers actions

Chaser :violin:

 

[Bazz]

I saw dozens yesterday whilst training; twats in shorts & t-shirts on Peds, sportsbikes, and even Hardly Ableto's.... No jackets, trousers, gloves, just bare flesh waiting to be grated!


I pointed them all out to the two students I had in, explaining why I referred to each as dickheads, arseholes, morons etc,.


Then at the end of the day.....






%$fan















The girl I had trained all day was picked-up by her fella; 17 stone goaty geezer, tatoos the lot, riding a customised Hardly Able-to........ wearing t-shirt and fingerless gloves





:t She promptly began to tell him some of the adjectives I had used to describe muppet, w*nker, c*ck-suckin idiots like him, being a danger to themselves, bringing biking into disrepute and an unnecessary drain on the NHS!





They had one hell of a domestic right there on the car-park...I left them to it....well, I had to go put the bike away didn't I ! :blush:

 

[D.S.]

Dickheads on bikes

You called?

oi, you don't have the monopoly on this mate! :}

 

[D.S.]

morons gunning down the striaghts then sitting up and steering the feckin bike around the corner.

bwahahahahahah....................................see that every day and not limited to Barge riders only either :}

 

[Jaws]

Hi.. Moron dickhead here..

Also tend to sail without lifejacket...

Also pat strange dogs

Also pick things up without giving a toss about the 1" thick booklet on how too..

Also climb ladders and sometimes have someone foot them for me ( now considered agin the H and S rules )

And I even go in places where someone lit up a cigarette too..

I am a biker.. a free spirit.. If I wanna risk injury or whatever thats up to me,,

I am not a dickhead, wanker or kiddy fiddler..

In this fucked up hate filled country full of control freaks and people who know it all cos they have a bit of paper, the very tiny bit of freedom left to us ( me ) as a biker will NOT be erroded by people in sam browns..
I tell you what folks,,,, go and rack up 100,000 miles plus every year for at least five years, then come back and preach to me.. until then I shall carry on my own merry way and whilst wearing all the gear most of the time will still wear less than is perhaps prudent at other times.

Oh, and NO .. I do not advise people to follow what I do. I expect them to have minds of their own and do what THEY see as being correct.. I would not deign to consider I have the right to call them dickheads or wankers or any other name because they do not not conform to MY way of thinking..


Lets look at this from another tac..

Guys, do you ever drink alchohol ?

Do you ever consider what damage alchohol does to your own body and society in general.

If you drink at all then how would you feel if I posted on here that you are, in my opinion, a brain dead moron ?

Do you smoke ?

Now how daft is THAT particular habit !
Are those that do it morons in your opinion ?

Point out the folly of someone doing what is dangerous by all means, but casting dispersions on their cognative ability is, I feel, not on..


Arrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FECK IT !!!

Hurt my knee now.. fell off my bloody soap box and I was not wearing a safety harness ! LOL !!!

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

on the M3

And ya didn't pop in for a cuppa and a chat!

 

[frenchuk]

...but casting dispersions on their cognative ability is...

Shouldn't it be cognitive? man8um %$fan

 

[Jaws]

Ahhhh,,, Yes, quite possibly you are right Pierre, but then, as a biker I once again impose my right to do things my way ! LOL !!!

 

[derek kelly]

OK if we are nit picking grammatically it should be aspersions not dispersions, but if John wants to exercise his rights as a human being, then who are we to contradict.

 

[Jaws]

I thank ewe Derwent.. :bow: :beer:

 

[Cyclops]

Yeah

bring back Stalin




eh John



And lets dig his mate Trotsky up as well !!!!!

 

[ianrobbo1]

actually stalin was NOT "mate's" with Trotsky, quite the opposite :dunno:

 

[Cyclops]

actually stalin was NOT "mate's" with Trotsky, quite the opposite :dunno:

Give over Ian


You dont say :dunno:




I thought you always treated your mate to an Icepick wot made his ears burn !!!



Oh well no more heros any more eh !

 

[Trumpet]

If someone wants to take the risk - fine. As long as they understand they will not survive an, "off", at 70 plus. They will lose over 70% of their skin and die in hospital in agony of septicimia a few weeks later. It happens regularly in hot Weather. No Joke.

 

[stan the man]

fookin 'ell mac..just spat my brekkie all over my keyboard

 

[Jaws]

If someone wants to take the risk - fine. As long as they understand they will not survive an, "off", at 70 plus. They will lose over 70% of their skin and die in hospital in agony of septicimia a few weeks later. It happens regularly in hot Weather. No Joke.

Neither is deep vein thrombosis ( sp ? ) and all the other things that kill in unpleasent ways..

 

[gypsy]

Getting your fingers caught in dodgy sash windows smart a bit as well :B

 

[derek kelly]

Getting your fingers caught in dodgy sash windows smart a bit as well :B

Not as much as getting your willy caught in your zip









Or whacking yourself in the goolies with a lait from a pallet.