Heard some sad news today about a friend who sadly passed away suddenly at the grand old age of 94.
His daughter went to comfort her 92-year-old mum, knocked on the door, hugged her and said, 'Mum, I'm so sorry about dad, how did it happen?'
'He died during one of our Sunday morning love-making sessions,' came the response.
'WHAT?' exclaimed the startled daughter, 'I can't believe you were both having sex at your age, you should have been more careful.'
Her mum replied, 'Oh, no dear, it was fine, we were very calm. We did it in time with the church bells, nice and slow. In with the ding, out with the dong. Bless him, if it wasn't for that ice cream van he'd still be here