While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband in a very seductive voice, "Have you ever seen Twenty pounds all crumpled up?" "No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, slowly reached down into her ample cleavage, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty pound note.
He took the crumpled bill from her and smiled approvingly..
Then she asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty pounds all crumpled up?"
"Uh...no, I haven't." he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties...and pulled out a crumpled Fifty pound note.
He took the crumpled Fifty pound note and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen £70,000 pounds all crumpled up?"
He said, "No!," trying to hide his anticipation.
She said, "Check the motorhome in the sideway."