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Load of bollocks, Alec.
Does that mean you don't believe it.??
And Brexit x 10Peeps have had the NI/ROI border up to their ears. Every friggin day it is mentioned!
I took my daughter to the zoo & she saw two monkeys having sex.
"What are the monkeys doing" she asked.
"The male monkey is stopping the female from feeling lonely" I said.
"Uncle Dave's really nice, keeping mum from being lonely all day, while you're at work then" she replied.
"What are the monkeys doing" she asked.
"The male monkey is stopping the female from feeling lonely" I said.
"Uncle Dave's really nice, keeping mum from being lonely all day, while you're at work then" she replied.
Walking past our local butcher’s shop I noticed a sign in the window “turkey £18” I thought “hmm, that’s £300 cheaper than Thomas cook”
Quiney
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NUDE BEACH ....... !!!
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger
than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother
that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:
'Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach...
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger
than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother
that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play
Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother:
'Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.
