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T.C

Been there, and had one
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A gardener who trimmed a 10ft hedge into middle finger has been warned he faces police action if he doesn't chop it down.
Put it in the Tate Gallery and it’d be ‘expression in green’ :rolleyes:

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Squag1

Can't remember....
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A friend just told me she was looking for peanuts in Lidl was very exasperated that she couldn't find them.

She saw a guy stacking shelves and went to him a said in a growl "where do you keep your nuts"

Immediately she got the giggles. He didn't seem to notice as he went striding down the shop.

Same person as asked for "big c batteries for a vibrater"

The vibrator in question was a baby bouncer. :risas3:
 
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