Daily Smile thread

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[Squag1]

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Could have ended up in a korma

 

[Jaws]

Does anybody know what type of hat this is???

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Its a titfortat NO !!! wait..........Twat... I meant its a hatfortits

 

[Jaws]

I suspect option 2 is a pork dagger....so I'll leave that one for Ogr1.
Option 3's "stain" sounds equally dubious.
And I was once trapped in a deckchair for a whole summer.... so I'll pass on that too.

So...... I'll opt for the blow to the head.....

Do you want it delivered or will you collect it ?

 

[Cougar377]

Do you want it delivered or will you collect it ?

Could you email it over....?

 

[Squag1]

 

[Squag1]

Must be a titfer..
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Coat in hand, heading for the door.....

Titfer tat

 

[Jaws]

Could you email it over....?

just checked and I am afraid that is not one of the options

 

[Cougar377]

just checked and I am afraid that is not one of the options

OK. The wife will collect it on my behalf.

 

[Jaws]

OK. The wife will collect it on my behalf.

Has she got big















head ?

 

[ogr1]

 

[Cougar377]

Has she got big















head ?

She's got a big heavy cast iron frying pan and she's not afraid to use it....

 

[Malone]

 

[Squag1]

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I worked in Drings sausage factory in Wembley '66. One of the girls on the floor was getting married so they made this huge sausage and stuck it on a white card with a big red L, as for learner driver, and presented it to her the evening before she left for the wedding.