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Malone

Been there, and had one
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two nuns were sitting at a traffic light in Dublin when a car full of rowdy drunks pulls up next to them. One drunk rolls down the window and shouts " Show us your boobs ya bloody penguins".
Shocked, the mother superior turns to sister Mary Alice anD says "show them your cross then sister".
Sister Mary Alice rolls down her window and shouts "Piss off ya bloody fookin wankers or I'll rip your balls off".
She then rolls up her window and says to the Mother Superior..."did I sound cross enough?"
 

Malone

Been there, and had one
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I was at the lights behind a Vauxhall Vivaro BI TURBO earlier - is it BI because it spins both ways?
 
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