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Spinster Mable was sitting on the trolley car next to a small man. The little man appeared perfectly harmless, but Mable was suspicious of all males. So, since they were somewhat crowded on the seat, she pushed the umbrella between her knee and his and held it firmly as a barrier.
A shower came up, and Mable left the car and put up the umbrella.
She noticed that the little man had followed her off the trolley.
She thought he might be a pervert , now she knew it.
She walked quickly down the side street, and the man pursued through the driving rain.
She ran up the steps of her home and rang the bell...
When she heard the maid coming to the door she felt safe and turned to face the man who had pursued her and angrily said,
"How dare you follow me!
How dare you! What do you want, anyhow?"
The drenched little man at the foot of the steps spoke pleadingly.
"If you please, ma'am, I want my umbrella."
A shower came up, and Mable left the car and put up the umbrella.
She noticed that the little man had followed her off the trolley.
She thought he might be a pervert , now she knew it.
She walked quickly down the side street, and the man pursued through the driving rain.
She ran up the steps of her home and rang the bell...
When she heard the maid coming to the door she felt safe and turned to face the man who had pursued her and angrily said,
"How dare you follow me!
How dare you! What do you want, anyhow?"
The drenched little man at the foot of the steps spoke pleadingly.
"If you please, ma'am, I want my umbrella."
