Daily Smile thread

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I found an old pic of Gary Lineker and his brother Wayne.

 

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[Squag1]

Farmer1 where is the dog
Farmer2 I had to shoot him
Farmer1 was he mad
Farmer2 well he wasn't pleased

 

[andyBeaker]

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom?

"Audi"

 

[Cougar377]

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom?

"Audi"

Get. Your. Coat.

 

[andyBeaker]

Get. Your. Coat.

Not my fault - just been watching an old 'Not Going Out' - essentially every joke the writers could think of crowbarred into a script!

 

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[Cougar377]

£10,000 fines for breaking self isolation rules.
I was wondering how they were going to reclaim the furlough money.

 

[slim63]

£10,000 fines for breaking self isolation rules.
I was wondering how they were going to reclaim the furlough money.

Maybe they should start with the house of commons when handing out fines, then move on to the house of lords etc

And good luck with getting 10 grand out of me I would rather go & live in DK's place of work for a couple of weeks even if I had it

 

[Squag1]

Guy chatting up girl in nightclub
"How do you like your eggs for breakfast"
She
"Unfertilised, now f×€k off"

 

[slim63]

Guy chatting up girl in nightclub
"How do you like your eggs for breakfast"
She
"Unfertilised, now f×€k off"

I once met a girl with a swallow tattoo on her throat & thought ......

Well that saves me asking

 

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[Squag1]

I once met a girl with a swallow tattoo on her throat & thought ......

Well that saves me asking

One swallow never made a summer....

 

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