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Quiney
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While riding my motorbike, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?" As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for... "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.” "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now." "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch with the motorbike, I guess."
Can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
IM LIVID
IM LIVID
Talk to LIVY
Pinching this.
I think Beaker has been DIY-ing again....
Dunno, but looking at the wall behind- that's where you piss.So...does one crap in the basin or what?
Thanks for warning us that you are about.
Double warning you're here, thanks.
ianrobbo1
good looking AND modest
I thought WTF then realized it was Andrew, he hasn't changed much since I last saw him!!
Beaker's here again!