I just got a new job as a street cleaner!
Turns out there’s not much training involved, you just pick stuff up as you go along.
What’s the scariest word to hear from your surgeon?
“Ooops!”
What’s the difference between a baby and a Liverpool supporter?
The baby will stop whining and stinking of piss eventually.
Did you hear about the man who had the end of his penis cut off?
He's won a Nobel Prize!
My wife has just fell over and dropped a basket full of freshly ironed clothes.
I just sat back and watched it all unfold!
I once met a Korean martial artist who was giving away free chocolate bars.
I asked him if I could take two.
He said “No! You can Taekwondo.”
Turns out there’s not much training involved, you just pick stuff up as you go along.
What’s the scariest word to hear from your surgeon?
“Ooops!”
What’s the difference between a baby and a Liverpool supporter?
The baby will stop whining and stinking of piss eventually.
Did you hear about the man who had the end of his penis cut off?
He's won a Nobel Prize!
My wife has just fell over and dropped a basket full of freshly ironed clothes.
I just sat back and watched it all unfold!
I once met a Korean martial artist who was giving away free chocolate bars.
I asked him if I could take two.
He said “No! You can Taekwondo.”
