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  1. T.C

    T.C Been there, and had one Club Sponsor

    I just got a new job as a street cleaner!
    Turns out there’s not much training involved, you just pick stuff up as you go along.

    What’s the scariest word to hear from your surgeon?
    “Ooops!”

    What’s the difference between a baby and a Liverpool supporter?
    The baby will stop whining and stinking of piss eventually.

    Did you hear about the man who had the end of his penis cut off?
    He's won a Nobel Prize!

    My wife has just fell over and dropped a basket full of freshly ironed clothes.
    I just sat back and watched it all unfold!

    I once met a Korean martial artist who was giving away free chocolate bars.
    I asked him if I could take two.
    He said “No! You can Taekwondo.”
     
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  9. ianrobbo1

    ianrobbo1 good looking AND modest Club Sponsor

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  10. Jaws

    Jaws Corporal CockUp Staff Member Moderator

    Two dyslexic skiers at the top of the ski slope

    One says “I’m going to zig-zag to the bottom”

    The other says “don’t be stupid you don’t zig-zag you idiot you zag-zig”

    The first one says “i’m sure you’re wrong, to settle the argument let’s ask that guy over there”

    The first guy says to the guy nearby “excuse me, can you settle an argument, if you were skiing down this hill would you zig-zag or zag-zig?”

    The guy says “no idea sorry , i’m a tobogganist”

    The second guy, on hearing this says “thanks for trying to help and can I have 20 Benson and Hedges please”
     
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    Can’t believe it, just been booted off my own Satanic worship page on Facebook, after all the sacrifices I made.
     
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