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Ned52

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Quiney

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Murphy got in from the night shift at the Guinness Brewery to find a note saying" gone to the doctors. See you later love Mary X". After 3 hours and no sign of Mary, Murphy rings the surgery and asks was Mary ok and what was wrong with her. The receptionist says " we had 2 Mary Murphy's in today. One had Alzheimer's the other, AIDS". To which Murphy responds " Dats no good to me how will I know which she had". To which the receptionist responds helpfully, " when she gets in make her a nice cup of tea then drive her out to the country and leave her there. If she finds her way home, don't shag her!
 

T.C

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Slight technical delay on the 09:40 to Palma due to the heat. No biggie.

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