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After a night of partying and drinking i met a girl and went back to her house to celebrate our instant horny attraction to each other.
Once there i said,can i just go to the toilet.
She said bit awkward that.my dads upstairs asleep and if you wake him we could both be in big trouble.you will have to use the kitchen sink.
I said ok.bit awkward but fine.
Anyway after about 10 minutes she shouts to me are you ok.
I'm fine i replied.
I'm just looking for something to wipe my bottom.
Once there i said,can i just go to the toilet.
She said bit awkward that.my dads upstairs asleep and if you wake him we could both be in big trouble.you will have to use the kitchen sink.
I said ok.bit awkward but fine.
Anyway after about 10 minutes she shouts to me are you ok.
I'm fine i replied.
I'm just looking for something to wipe my bottom.
