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Seen an interview with Piers Morgan in his earlier years.

Learnt that apparently after the Daily Mirror he actually edited a newspaper aimed at children/youngsters called "First News" (around 2006 I think).

In the interview he was asked about the challenge of moving up demographic.

Anyone who can recall the interviewer:)
 

andyBeaker

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Seen an interview with Piers Morgan in his earlier years.

Learnt that apparently after the Daily Mirror he actually edited a newspaper aimed at children/youngsters called "First News" (around 2006 I think).

In the interview he was asked about the challenge of moving up demographic.

Anyone who can recall the interviewer:)
He used to live in the village that we moved from. Suffice to say he wasn’t popular.

ironically an ex soap ‘star’ who has an awful reputation in our esteemed media was very highly thought of. She even paid for security fencing to be installed all the way around the village primary school after there was an ‘incident’…must have cost a fortune and she didn’t have any connection with the school at all.
 

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One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a Man utd fan all arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share.
The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge.
They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he’d sleep in the barn.
The Hindu and the Man utd fan were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew.
“I’m sorry,” he said, “but there’s a pig in that barn and because I’m Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it.” “No problem,” said the Hindu. “I’ll sleep out there instead.”
So off he went to the barn, leaving the Man utd and the Jew to share the room.
They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu.
“I’m sorry,” he said, “but there’s a cow in that barn and because I’m a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it.”
The Man utd fan grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room.
The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door.
It was the cow and the pig.
 
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