Dumb ass.That's either one big dumb ass or rock hard.
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Interesting colonoscopy.
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I had the camera up me stench trench in Singapore but I was out cold, which is far more civilised. I wasn't anaesthetised but was 'put to sleep'. I was given powder to mix with water about six hours before the procedure and again five hours before. My arse went from a sixpence to a dustbin lid and I was on the cackpot so long that my legs and feet kept going numb. After one bout of the world falling-out me arse, I tried standing after a forty minute stint on the bog and promptly fell flat on my face. I then couldn't get back upright for the next imminent episode of bowel evacuation. I had to drag myself into the bath and let rip in there instead; it was either that or all over the bathroom floor. Fortunately for me, the shower was over the bath! Very lucky that the bum effluent was all water by that stage.
Which conclusively proves that you're slack enough for a bit of bum actionPussy...I has gas & air, but only very very very minor amounts.
and Pow-Lo is clearly not. Which conclusively proves that you're slack enough for a bit of bum action
You just wanna buy my Blackbird jacket...don't ya.
No one does. Well, no one straight anyway. You could try your local Blue Oyster bar, slack arse
Which conclusively proves that you're slack enough for a bit of bum action
..but, 'plough lower' did state that he was the one with the 'bin lid' wide arris hole.
Well, I have thrown up big time twice today, and had the trots so many times I have lost count.
Neither any fun when there really is noting left to, er, evacuate.
That was temporary cos of that ghastly laxative! You, however, are obviously a different story..but, 'plough lower' did state that he was the one with the 'bin lid' wide arris hole.
Sorry to hear. Retching against an empty stomach is horrific but squeezing against an empty bowel is the lesser of the two evils. By a country mile!
Don't tell anyone, I had a coughing fit in bed last night...all I will say is the sheets went in the washing machine and it wasn't vomit.
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I'm sure there is a comment about being so full of shit that it spills out, that can be said here.
Don't tell anyone, I had a coughing fit in bed last night...all I will say is the sheets went in the washing machine and it wasn't vomit.
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Sorry Andrew, there isn’t an emoji to cover this.
Spat me tea out all down me front laughing
Commiserations old son.
(chuckle).
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Don't tell anyone, I had a coughing fit in bed last night...all I will say is the sheets went in the washing machine and it wasn't vomit.
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Isolate yourself and ring 999...'Coronation-st-virus'...you never know.
Yarp..The one you can never read.
I shouldn’t laugh..........Don't tell anyone, I had a coughing fit in bed last night...all I will say is the sheets went in the washing machine and it wasn't vomit.
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I am sorry to hear you’re not well, I really am, but I nearly bust a gut. Soz.
Quiney
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I was 'ard, drove myself home after vasectomy. Caused internal bleeding to start. It only stopped when pressures were equalised and my ball bag was the size of a small football. Back at hospital they suggested cutting to blood out but opted for the biggest truss they had and I had a painful few weeks.That's either one big dumb ass or rock hard.