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Boring load of

Wolfie

Is a lunp
no but the last time i met eddy, i pinned a tracker on him and he keeps coming nearer to my house.


dont touch pils either............ i is a guinness drinker
 

Fat Bert

Registered User
Wilf~~~~

Wolfie said:
no but the last time i met eddy, i pinned a tracker on him and he keeps coming nearer to my house.


dont touch pils either............ i is a queer-arsed southern pooftah guinness drinker

Nuff said - lightweight
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
:-: :-: if that pleaes you to think so then in your eyes so be it. :bow: :bow: :beer: :beer:
 
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CAD

Guest
Nice 1 bert!!

Obviously moved on from Lager!! Do u lot still cook everything in lard!! Yo Wolfie, I is already there, u got it to look forward to. Aint too bad but the garden is a chore.... don't like the pipe either but it goes with the territory...
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
Ain't us women boring old bar stewardesses then, Wolfie:dunno:
 
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marcella

Guest
ooooh! cant wait to see wolfie's replie to that now:rolleyes:
 
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trophychap

Guest
Dear disgruntled were your ears burning tonight???? There was I telling everyone what a nice bloke you were and all the time you have been slagging off old feckers like what I am.

Anyway I suppose its only a mid life crisis or something.

Not ridden a bike for five days what are you a feckin pedestrian then or just a pikey?

Must go now my cocoa is getting cold.

Toodle pip
 
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frenchuk

Guest
marcella said:
hey wolfie! dont fight it mate:p just accept the inevitable, age has caught you up and there's no need to blame the rest of us for the strange stirrings in your soul, you know what i mean when i say you can confuse the urge to copulate with the need for a good plate of tatties and mince:eek: you'll feel the need to dress a little more youthful and maybe even sport a haircut thats a little more radical to draw attention away from your lack of youth:yo: lol happens to the best of us mate.
Fuck me, we never met and you described me perfectly, do you have a cristal ball or something? Flabbergasting!

Now, what is it with educated people who pretend not to speak proper English and write things like "...I is..."? Is it the same thing as what you're describing, the need to feel like a rebel and out of the norm? :dunno: Wolfie, good fishing, I like your style :yo:
 
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Bikerbaby

Guest
gypsy said:
i feckin dont
poof
dearest don't know weather you have noticed but moi i am female are you aware of what one of these are. Poor man is having a hard day and need love and encouragment...




















(then after his ego boost we can slag him off again)
 
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D.S.

Guest
frenchuk said:
Wolfie, good fishing

stuff me :eek: , camper vaning first and now fishing............... :t Old Trotsky is loosing the plot big style :rolleyes:
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Bikerbaby said:
dearest don't know weather you have noticed but moi i am female are you aware of what one of these are. Poor man is having a hard day and need love and encouragment...
I was refering to Woolfie with the poof bit Bikerbaby
And no he doesn't need encouragement just a slap round the head and a decent haircut
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
artemis women are not boring, cause man can watch , live with, talk for years and still not get things right.

gippo, you are so boring that you go fishing as well for feck sake!!!!!

bikerbaby, all men need love see above.

trophychap was the coco cold???? and you will get to heaven if you keep telling lies about people!!!
 
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marcella

Guest
Wolfie said:
artemis women are not boring, cause man can watch , live with, talk for years and still not get things right.

gippo, you are so boring that you go fishing as well for feck sake!!!!!

bikerbaby, all men need love see above.

trophychap was the coco cold???? and you will get to heaven if you keep telling lies about people!!!
8 out of 10 for a better than average comeback wolfie:p
 
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marcella

Guest
And no he doesn't need encouragement just a slap round the head and a decent haircut[/QUOTE]
:lol: :lol: rolflmao, here gypsy dont beat about the bush mate just spit it out:}
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
as i said to your dear wife on Skype the other night "you need to grow up a bit " Woolfie
 

Wolfie

Is a lunp
was that before or after you told "her" you was a lesbo????

who was named tarquin!!!! :lol: :lol:
 
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