Boring load of

[Wolfie]

bar stewards.


that is what you lot are, boring boring boring

old motorcyclists frumpy old men trying to hang on to the last bit of their youth, got more blinkers on than a race course full of race horses, limp wristed bottom punching, cowpie eating uphill gardeners, who type complete bullshit, rude, foul rubbish littered with porn and male bravdo, when really you are tucking the kiddies up in bed and asking the wife if she wants a cup of tea, must hold a record for the most boring bunch of twats in one forum, in the world.

must all be constipated cause the shit is backing up and overflowing from yer gobs.

you are all ugly, offensive and a waste of space.



there i have made my complaint for all to see.


PS all of the above is complete borrox and means nothing, unless you can see yourself in there then it must mean something to you.


peace to all :beer: :beer: :beer: :k :k

 

[derek kelly]

Cup of tea anyone?

 

[Smoothandquick]

No thanks.....

wouldn't want to spill it whilst cutting the grass on my uphill facing garden....:m

 

[derek kelly]

You are working too hard old boy, you need to relax, hitch your pants up and fasten them round your chest, put your slippers on, light your pipe (non negotiable) then sit down with a cup of tea in your conservatory and do the Guardian crossword

 

[Smoothandquick]

Sure I've heard that b 4.....

Oh yeah.....sit in ya comfy chair, pop some shag in ya pipe....let's rock....R#?

 

[Fat Bert]

Wilf~~~

Peace on you !!

LOL ya Tree Hugger

 

[Fat Bert]

You see

it's all peaceful till Lumpy returns!! :wank: :wank: :wank:

 

[derek kelly]

it's all peaceful till Lumpy returns!! :wank: :wank: :wank:

Has he been away then?

 

[D.S.]

old motorcyclists frumpy old men trying to hang on to the last bit of their youth, got more blinkers on than a race course full of race horses, limp wristed bottom punching, cowpie eating uphill gardeners, who type complete bullshit, rude, foul rubbish littered with porn and male bravdo, when really you are tucking the kiddies up in bed and asking the wife if she wants a cup of tea, must hold a record for the most boring bunch of twats in one forum, in the world.

I feel younger and fitter than ever, I'm more open minded than ever, (especially when it comes to bikes), my wrists no longer ache 'cos I ride a sofa, I only eat salads, I leave my male bravado on the track, I'm polite and never whatch porn unless I'm with the g/f, I have no kids & no desire to have 'em and I ain't married So I ain't boring :yo: Nice one Trotsky :beer:

 

[Duck n Dive]

bar stewards.


that is what you lot are, boring boring boring

old motorcyclists frumpy old men trying to hang on to the last bit of their youth, got more blinkers on than a race course full of race horses, limp wristed bottom punching, cowpie eating uphill gardeners, who type complete bullshit, rude, foul rubbish littered with porn and male bravdo, when really you are tucking the kiddies up in bed and asking the wife if she wants a cup of tea, must hold a record for the most boring bunch of twats in one forum, in the world.

must all be constipated cause the shit is backing up and overflowing from yer gobs.

you are all ugly, offensive and a waste of space.



there i have made my complaint for all to see.


PS all of the above is complete borrox and means nothing, unless you can see yourself in there then it must mean something to you.


peace to all :beer: :beer: :beer: :k :k

Well that's me described to a "T" an dhe's never even met me.....now where did I leave those tartan slippers.......

:neenaw:

 

[marcella]

hey wolfie! dont fight it mate just accept the inevitable, age has caught you up and there's no need to blame the rest of us for the strange stirrings in your soul, you know what i mean when i say you can confuse the urge to copulate with the need for a good plate of tatties and mince you'll feel the need to dress a little more youthful and maybe even sport a haircut thats a little more radical to draw attention away from your lack of youth:yo: lol happens to the best of us mate.

 

[Coggy]

bar stewards.


that is what you lot are, boring boring boring

old motorcyclists frumpy old men trying to hang on to the last bit of their youth, got more blinkers on than a race course full of race horses, limp wristed bottom punching, cowpie eating uphill gardeners, who type complete bullshit, rude, foul rubbish littered with porn and male bravdo, when really you are tucking the kiddies up in bed and asking the wife if she wants a cup of tea, must hold a record for the most boring bunch of twats in one forum, in the world.

must all be constipated cause the shit is backing up and overflowing from yer gobs.

you are all ugly, offensive and a waste of space.



there i have made my complaint for all to see.


PS all of the above is complete borrox and means nothing, unless you can see yourself in there then it must mean something to you.


peace to all :beer: :beer: :beer: :k :k

So, shall we all guess which side of bed you got out of this morning?
Erm...
%$fan

 

[Bikerbaby]

don't worry wolfie we still love ya

 

[gypsy]

don't worry wolfie we still love ya

i feckin dont
poof

 

[Chunky Monkey]

yer tree shagging muppet c7u8

get yer hair cut and stop winding folks up...conform for once in yer life and but some crested slippers like Bert........ %$fan

 

[ianrobbo1]

always bloody moaning!! Wilf get a life!!! :m

 

[Wolfie]

glad to see you all agree. BOFs

 

[Chunky Monkey]

glad to see you all agree. BOFs

just think...CRESTED tartan slippers by the fireplace.....JUST like berts

 

[Wolfie]

dont have a fireplace just a hole where one used to be


dont wear slippers cause of the tacks all over the floor, spead them out at night for the visitors, what are your slippers and bath robe like??? same old boy crest as bertie??? :f :m :beer:

 

[ianrobbo1]

dont wear slippers cause of the tacks all over the floor, spead them out at night for the visitors,

still being "visited" by those aliens Wilf?? the pills stopped working again!! :dunno: