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PsychoBikerBen
Psychotic Artworker. RIP
Leave out the bears mate - I don't do animals..............
Well apart from some big lass in Birmingam once.
She did look ok in the right light after 10 pints and in the mornin,I was running as fast as a rabbit(rampant or otherwise) to get the f%ck as far away as possible:B
PsychoBikerBen
Psychotic Artworker. RIP
Right then
Better go off home now & wash mi curtains.
We like are conversations to get a little racy but hopefully never overstep the mark.
Well if you where bored tonight 'TB' ,reading this lot hopefully kept you amused for a few minutes. If ya found it annoying,then at least being offended has kept you from being bored for more than a few minutes.
Either way.......
Hope it helped :k
Better go off home now & wash mi curtains.
We like are conversations to get a little racy but hopefully never overstep the mark.
Well if you where bored tonight 'TB' ,reading this lot hopefully kept you amused for a few minutes. If ya found it annoying,then at least being offended has kept you from being bored for more than a few minutes.
Either way.......
Hope it helped :k
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bitontheside
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Bored
Disco Dick? I'm sure he used to work at our place!
Disco Dick? I'm sure he used to work at our place!
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TopBird
Guest
shoppers survey
Managed to pass a few minutes on the suggested site
I understand Rampant Rabbit is very popular......:blush:
I am currently moving money about to buy shares in Duracell
And to keep Mart happy I thought I'd go with R U being served outfit, that should keep things going...
But I must admit I wasn't on there all the time my best mate phoned me.... some bastard had nicked her BMW 520 and in the process had dragged her husband along the road as he tried to stop them, so that did keep me busy for a while....
Managed to pass a few minutes on the suggested site
I understand Rampant Rabbit is very popular......:blush:
I am currently moving money about to buy shares in Duracell
And to keep Mart happy I thought I'd go with R U being served outfit, that should keep things going...
But I must admit I wasn't on there all the time my best mate phoned me.... some bastard had nicked her BMW 520 and in the process had dragged her husband along the road as he tried to stop them, so that did keep me busy for a while....
PsychoBikerBen
Psychotic Artworker. RIP
Jesus gal !!!!! Hope he's ok ?
What was the outcome - did the rozzers catch the scum and get the beemer back ?
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TopBird
Guest
He's not too bad cut and bruised but very angry...
six different police forces involved but no sign of her Beemer I'm afraid
Makes me sick you work hard get yourself something nice and then some bastard takes it
six different police forces involved but no sign of her Beemer I'm afraid
Makes me sick you work hard get yourself something nice and then some bastard takes it
Supabird1100
Registered User
Glad To Hear...........
He's not too badly hurt.
How did they get away with a Beemer 520??? I thought they had immobilisers, alarms etc.:dunno:
Got to agree though........ theiving scum won't work and save for the things they want....it's easier to nick someone elses.
He's not too badly hurt.
How did they get away with a Beemer 520??? I thought they had immobilisers, alarms etc.:dunno:
Got to agree though........ theiving scum won't work and save for the things they want....it's easier to nick someone elses.
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TopBird
Guest
Good Point
Well Supa, this is where the bare faced cheek comes in......
Mark is a mechanic by trade, he was actually working on the car at the time. He got out of the car went to the back and was having a look underneath, he felt the car go down as the guy got in it, jumped up grabbed hold of the guy by the throat and the guy floored it with mark hanging on
lets hope the insurance company pays up
Well Supa, this is where the bare faced cheek comes in......
Mark is a mechanic by trade, he was actually working on the car at the time. He got out of the car went to the back and was having a look underneath, he felt the car go down as the guy got in it, jumped up grabbed hold of the guy by the throat and the guy floored it with mark hanging on
lets hope the insurance company pays up
Supabird1100
Registered User
Bloody Hell !!!!.............
And I thought I lived in a dodgy area !!!!:}
As you say....let's hope the insurance company don't try to wriggle out of paying cos the keys were in the ignition. Surely it must be classed as a car-jacking ????:dunno:
And I thought I lived in a dodgy area !!!!:}
As you say....let's hope the insurance company don't try to wriggle out of paying cos the keys were in the ignition. Surely it must be classed as a car-jacking ????:dunno:
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fat bert
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TopBird
Guest
Hmm...
Easy Bert, remember I am a Mansfield girl and........
I know where ya live ( hidden threat)
Derby or as it's known locally poor mans Nottingham:neenaw:
Come on you Reds, where is it this week Crewe?
At least we can agree on the reds!!!:beer:
Easy Bert, remember I am a Mansfield girl and........
I know where ya live ( hidden threat)
Derby or as it's known locally poor mans Nottingham:neenaw:
Come on you Reds, where is it this week Crewe?
At least we can agree on the reds!!!:beer:
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fat bert
Guest
Didn't realise~~~
it was that time of the month
:blush: :blush: :blush:
no wonder Martin's out!!!
it was that time of the month
:blush: :blush: :blush:
no wonder Martin's out!!!
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reefer
Guest
perhaps you two could exchange lipstick shades or something then:f :}
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TopBird
Guest
No Longer Bored
Hey, I must be feeling better,
I've finally got my head in gear and instead of sitting around feeling sorry for myself, I've spent this morning emailing my c.v out left right and centre and as a reward....
I'm now doing a little retail therapy
it's amazing how a little rousing music gets a girl motivated
:k
Thanks for all the suggestions though guys
Keran
Hey, I must be feeling better,
I've finally got my head in gear and instead of sitting around feeling sorry for myself, I've spent this morning emailing my c.v out left right and centre and as a reward....
I'm now doing a little retail therapy
it's amazing how a little rousing music gets a girl motivated
:k
Thanks for all the suggestions though guys
Keran
PsychoBikerBen
Psychotic Artworker. RIP
Our pleasure
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Supabird1100
Registered User
Re: No Longer Bored
I hope the retail therapy is not from that link that Ben posted the other night is it Keran ?????:} :}
I hope the retail therapy is not from that link that Ben posted the other night is it Keran ?????:} :}
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TopBird
Guest
ah...caught me
Well actually you're not far off the mark there mate...
I've sent them a copy of my c.v, I was hoping they need somebody to do quality control, and I might just be the one they're looking for
:} :} :}
Well actually you're not far off the mark there mate...
I've sent them a copy of my c.v, I was hoping they need somebody to do quality control, and I might just be the one they're looking for
:} :} :}
Supabird1100
Registered User
Career Takes A New Direction.......
Product Tester for the Ann Summer's chain of outlets !!!!:} :}
You'll never be bored again !!!!!!!:} :}
Glad you're feeling better !!!!
Cheers now :k
Steve
Product Tester for the Ann Summer's chain of outlets !!!!:} :}
You'll never be bored again !!!!!!!:} :}
Glad you're feeling better !!!!
Cheers now :k
Steve
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bUSA Man
Guest
Originally posted by TopBird
Okay, so it's been just over 2 weeks since I managed to break my knee and the boredom is driving me mad....
Tig (Martin) is away playing with his truck, the boys want to go to school, even the dog is bored, any ideas.......
please bear in mind I can't get out of the house or even manage to sit on the 'Bird
the ironing is done, the dog has had a haircut, i've even waxed the baglux today
Baglux??? Never heard it called that before! Bloody 'ell mate...... wax???