Bored Bored, Still Bored...

[TopBird]

Okay, so it's been just over 2 weeks since I managed to break my knee and the boredom is driving me mad....

Tig (Martin) is away playing with his truck, the boys want to go to school, even the dog is bored, any ideas.......

please bear in mind I can't get out of the house or even manage to sit on the 'Bird

the ironing is done, the dog has had a haircut, i've even waxed the baglux today

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Bored ? nothing to do ?

Lock the door , and don't involve the mutt !

 

[Murt]

Like Ben, I also have been trying to think of things you could do.........

But,
None have been clean, some have been downright disgusting, One or two have been totally illegal, and ALL of them would involve me being quite badly injured by very upset partners, and me being banned from the forum for ever.

Obviously I wont be telling what they were.

Have you tried jigsaw puzzles?

Hope you feel better soon....

Murt

:blush:

 

[Supabird1100]

'Ere Ben...............

You posted that link 20 minutes ago and Topbird's gone very quiet !!!!:}

You thinking what I'm thinking ?????:}

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Supabird1100]

Duracell's Anyone ????

:} :}

 

[Murt]

Waxing the Baglux !

Is it a new shape,.... Like a Brazilian only wider?

Or does it cover a larger area and is removable if required?

Do you think that sort of thing is advisable with a poorly knee?


Most importantly, Does it hurt?

These questions need to asked.
:dunno:

 

[Orms]

My Mrs

Caught me laughing at the thread, and caught the attached page Ben had placed open. She says the Rampant Rabbit has come out tops in the "womens ride survey":}
Top Bird have you any input on the "Rampant Rabbit" just for the survey like??:lick:

 

[Supabird1100]

Re: My Mrs

Originally posted by Orms
Top Bird have you any input on the "Rampant Rabbit" just for the survey like??:lick:

The Rampant Rabbit ??????:dunno: Fer Gawd's sake !!!!...The mind boggles !!!!

I refuse to go back to the link and look at anything called a Rampant Rabbit !!:} :}

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

It's the 'Buzz Fresh Wipes' that had me in stitches

I guess it's only blokes who wipe up using the curtains !

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Oh - I get it.

There actually used to clean the tools of the trade.......
Mind U - It says usable on intimate parts as well.Better get some to clean mi bike with then.

 

[Supabird1100]

Who was it who said recently.............

My wife asked me to make like an animal in bed..... and make her scream......


So I did her up the a**e and then wiped me tool on the curtains ??:} :}


She bloody screamed alright !!!!!! :} :}

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

That'll be Rolfy then

 

[Orms]

oooooooooooooooooo

matroooooon. The "glitter critter" is a must at those formal evenings where you may have to meet dignatry:}

 

[Supabird1100]

Well................

Looks like Topbird ain't bored anymore !!!! It's gone very quiet !!!:}

( Hope her fella can take a joke here ) !!!!!!:} :}

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Hope her fella can take a joke here

Well now he'll know what to buy for a Chrissy prezzie

 

[Pugwash]

Re: It's the 'Buzz Fresh Wipes' that had me in stitches

Originally posted by PsychoBikerBen
I guess it's only blokes who wipe up using the curtains !

Real blokes wipe on the venetian blinds

 

[Supabird1100]

Martin ...................

You are now redundant, my son !!!!!!!:} :}

Collect your coat and P45 on the way out !!!!!:} :}

 

[PsychoBikerBen]

Real blokes wipe on the venetian blinds

So thats how to blind a Venetian......... Poor sod

 

[Supabird1100]

Re: Re: It's the 'Buzz Fresh Wipes' that had me in stitches

Originally posted by Pugwash
Real blokes wipe on the venetian blinds

OUCH !!!!!:B

Doesn't bear thinking about !!!!!!!:} :}