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Bloody NHS ( Again)

Murt

Letch
After my little bump on 5th August and damaged arm, I saw the 'specialist' last Saturday.
He ummd, and arrd, gave it a tweak and a prod, and said I needed an ultrasound scan and he would also arrange an MRI. I was advised to attend this morning.
The papers clearly say for a scan and then to 'discuss my case' with the specialist.

This morning I attended, nice and early, queued for my ticket to give me permission to see the ogre at the desk to confirm my appointment.

Yes, after her Gestapo style interrogation she agreed I was the person having a day off work, and fighting my way through rush hour traffic to attend the clinic. No not some imposter who enjoys repeating the same answers to the same questions three times, has my appointment card, confirming my shoe size, last time I had a dump, cut my toe nails, and phone number in three languages:bang:

Ten minutes after my appointment time had gone, I was called into a side room, I expected a person with a big magic machine that would look into the very depths of my body to tell the clever people what was wrong with it.
No. She sheepishly advised me that I should have had a scan last Monday, a letter should have been sent to tell me, and the specialist wouldn't see me until I had been 'zapped', and was quite annoyed I hadn't had it done.

At this point I became slightly peeved.
I explained that THEY had told me where and when to attend, and at no time had I been told to get scanned.
I also explained that a letter sent on Saturday, would not arrive at my house by Monday, so why didn't they phone??
She couldn't answer that one.b0x2

I also explained that I didn't have an MRI scanner at home, and Mrs Murt wouldn't be pleased if I started dismantling all the electrical equipment we own to build one myself to do my own scan! She didn't seem to find that comment funny.

After a somewhat heated discussion, we agreed that it was the fault of an unknown day release person in 'admin' and I would be spirited to the top of the list today... Result!

Sort of.

I have been sent home, to await a possible phone call that may be made later to get me to yet again drive to the other side of the vast metropolis of Preston and stick my arm in a magnety thing at the hospital.
But she did say it may not happen, and to wait near the phone anyway.

Am I pleased. . . . .

Yes of course I am....... NOT.

s04pb0x6s04pb0x6

Murt.
 

Murt

Letch
Oh stop bloody moaning, you got a day off didnt ya??@tu*@tu*@tu*@tu*

Ha.
Never thought of it that way...

Just wish I could do summat instead of hanging about waiting for a call that I know won't happen. :xm
 
K

karlos2000

Guest
I've said it before, but ...

is it your main wanking spanner, or the spare?
 

Codbasher

Registered User
Ha.
Never thought of it that way...

Just wish I could do summat instead of hanging about waiting for a call that I know won't happen. :xm

Just give them your mobile no and go down knockin shop, bike shop, in fact anywhere other than bitching on here..... :-0):-0):-0):-0)
 

Murt

Letch
is it your main wanking spanner, or the spare?

Luckily it's my standby arm....

UPDATE. . .
" Sorry but we can't fit you in today, can you come tomorrow for your scan?"

Now trying to contact the people I should be training tomorrow to re arrange. . . . Grrr.....

At least it's getting sorted out now.

Murt
 

gypsy

MAN on the PAN
Right, That's it, I'm off.....

( Door slams in the distance).

Your only bitchin cos if this had happened whilst you were still in the job it would have bee good for 6 months paid leave:-0)
and a week in Scarborough
 
C

Coggy

Guest
Ha.
Never thought of it that way...

Just wish I could do summat instead of hanging about waiting for a call that I know won't happen. :xm
Delegate the wife to answer the phone and get on with your life
Get her to text you on your mobile so it doesn't interfere with your enjoyment
:-0)
 

Murt

Letch
Your only bitchin cos if this had happened whilst you were still in the job it would have bee good for 6 months paid leave:-0)
and a week in Scarborough

It's not Scarborough for us lot. . .

Harrogate is the place to be!
You get a much better class of cripple at Harrogate ;-0))

And your right about the Six months, No one warned me I would have to go to work, even with something as severe as a twisted eyelash, when I was self employed!
 
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Coggy

Guest
Yup, don't worry about your eye, you've got another one
:violin:
 

Artemis

Sweetie Goddess
Club Sponsor
You might just as well have missed the Saturday one and collected the two bags of flying saucers that I took to Gosport specially for you!
 

Murt

Letch
You might just as well have missed the Saturday one and collected the two bags of flying saucers that I took to Gosport specially for you!

Now that has made me even MORE upset!!
But thank you for remembering my favourite oh Sweety Goddess. :bow:
 

Murt

Letch
Well.
It all went rather well today.
They were expecting me, at the right hospital, at the correct time, for the right reason.

I was whisked into the ultrasound department almost straight away, and the Doc spoke English (ish).
Torn the Caput Longum ( the big Bicep?) Muscle.
Torn the tendon at the head of the Extensor Carpi (Inside of forearm).
And damaged the tendon in my Triciptis brachii.
( He wrote it down ).

Consultant said I may need an MRI to look deeper into the Bicep to see how much it's torn.
If I need an op it's only a little hole and a bit of prodding and stitching of the muscle.

The initial doc should have got me to immobilise the joint and have it supported in a sling!:wank:

I have asked for a copy of all the forms.

They were ultra nice, very apologetic, and got everything sorted very quickly.... Wonder why?

I'm being contacted next week to discuss what's happening.

At least I can use said arm for ' light duties'.. but no Ironing, hoovering, or self indulgence.;-0)) Oh, and I have been told I can't climb ladders???

Murt.
 

Duck n Dive

Rebel without a clue ...
Club Sponsor
Glad it's not too serious and an "easyish" fix @tu*


What's this thing about ladders though ....


I just got this image of you clambering up a ladder swinging from your arm like an orangutan :eek:



:-0)
 
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Coggy

Guest
Torn the Caput Longum ( the big Bicep?) Muscle.
Torn the tendon at the head of the Extensor Carpi (Inside of forearm).
And damaged the tendon in my Triciptis brachii.
( He wrote it down ).

The initial doc should have got me to immobilise the joint and have it supported in a sling!:wank:

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Caput longum sounds like the long head
Muscle on front of forearm is biceps
Torn head of biceps gives you a "popeye" muscle, and a hole higher up the upper arm where it was, before it contracted down to form the lump
Triceps is on the back of the upper arm
 
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