Black Stuff!!

[mick the knife]

and Gypsy - what makes you think I Need a Brazillian??? - that photo really isn't me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :k:k:k

OH MY GOD ALMIGHTY, you mean to say your avitar is a front view, gee, all this time and I thought it was an arse.

 

[Smix]

OH MY GOD ALMIGHTY, you mean to say your avitar is a front view, gee, all this time and I thought it was an arse.

we-ell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




but I did mean the photo on the lumpy thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :k:k:k

 

[Smix]

Nice chatting to you boyz, but off to see grandma now!!!!!!! play nicely! :k:k

 

[gypsy]

Hairy Mary gone now?

 

[mick the knife]

What Lumpy thread??? I wanna see the photo's

 

[gypsy]

http://www.bikersoracle.com/blackbird/forum/showthread.php?t=30777

 

[derek kelly]

What Lumpy thread??? I wanna see the photo's

I did a Lumpy thread this morning, I reckon it was the pub Lasagne that I ate yesterday.

 

[mick the knife]

http://www.bikersoracle.com/blackbird/forum/showthread.php?t=30777

opps do I feel the horse's ass now!! I thought it was another set of photo's I'd missed.

 

[Steamy]

opps do I feel the horse's ass now!! I thought it was another set of photo's I'd missed.

Yer freak! You just wanted to ogle the ugly hairy bloke's arse again - go on admit it, yer freak you!!

FREAK ALERT
FREAK ALERT
FREAK ALERT
FREAK ALERT
FREAK ALERT
FREAK ALERT
FREAK ALERT

Sorry, I'll try and keep it to myself!!

 

[mick the knife]

Yer freak! You just wanted to ogle the ugly hairy bloke's arse again - go on admit it, yer freak you!!

FREAK ALERT
FREAK ALERT
FREAK ALERT
FREAK ALERT
FREAK ALERT
FREAK ALERT
FREAK ALERT

Sorry, I'll try and keep it to myself!!

Damn, caught out again

 

[stan the man]

and Mtk he's being mean cos I want to change the colour of MY bike!!!!! :}

not being mean smix...just an attempt at humour :k

and no...MTK,i ain't saying smix smells......

































backtracking like feck :}

 

[iceni]

try b.b.q fluid ,, i use it for removing pain/tar/ . i try anything 2 see if it works.

or ,, try nail varnish remover ,, i bet it works

 

[mick the knife]

MTK,i ain't saying smix smells....

backtracking like feck :}

Well she does now, deoderant, diesel, petrol, bbq fluid, furniture polish and any other aerosols she's found.3ck04

 

[Smix]

Well she does now, deoderant, diesel, petrol, bbq fluid, furniture polish and any other aerosols she's found.3ck04

don't forget Poached salmon (don't be rude Eddie!!!!!!!) and sherry trifle!!!

 

[mick the knife]

don't forget Poached salmon (don't be rude Eddie!!!!!!!) and sherry trifle!!!

Gee's your grand matriarc feeds you well, we used to get a tin of tuna and rice pud.

 

[Smix]

Gee's your grand matriarc feeds you well, we used to get a tin of tuna and rice pud.

Top matriarch can't see well enough to cook nowadays (at 97 her eyes are failing - well, pretty much failed) - My mum did the cooking and took it round to Grandma's!!!!!!!!!!!! Good food and a teency weeency bit of bubbly to celebrate the new baby accross the pond!!!!!!!!!!!! :yo:

 

[parttimepilot]

Yep Butter as I remember it does work!


Recalling the HOT summer of '76 and running around in bear feet.

My grandmother rubbed butter into my feet to get the tar off.

Shit I feel old

 

[mick the knife]

Do you know Smix, you always put me in mind of my late grandmother. As a young woman she was a nurse ( frowned apon then ) rode a belt driven Douglas, picked up my grandfather for picnics on it and worn leather jodpers. She always done what pleased her and was never offended. Her mind was as sharp as a razor up till the day she went. Her life long nickname was Totty cos she was lacking in height, and managed to climb on my old GS600 at the age of 87:yo:

No offence, just a phrase of endearment.

 

[Smix]

Do you know Smix, you always put me in mind of my late grandmother. As a young woman she was a nurse ( frowned apon then ) rode a belt driven Douglas, picked up my grandfather for picnics on it and worn leather jodpers. She always done what pleased her and was never offended. Her mind was as sharp as a razor up till the day she went. Her life long nickname was Totty cos she was lacking in height, and managed to climb on my old GS600 at the age of 87:yo:

No offence, just a phrase of endearment.

aaw shucks - :blush: :blush: :blush: :blush:

 

[Smix]

Yep Butter as I remember it does work!


Recalling the HOT summer of '76 and running around in bear feet.

My grandmother rubbed butter into my feet to get the tar off.

Shit I feel old

for goodness sakes - dont start saying you feel old!!!!!!!! You are far too young to feel old



















it was a cracking summer that though wasn't it!!!!!!!!!! :yo: :yo: :yo: