Black Stuff!!

[Embabe]

Do you know Smix, you always put me in mind of my late grandmother. As a young woman she was a nurse ( frowned apon then ) rode a belt driven Douglas, picked up my grandfather for picnics on it and worn leather jodpers. She always done what pleased her and was never offended. Her mind was as sharp as a razor up till the day she went. Her life long nickname was Totty cos she was lacking in height, and managed to climb on my old GS600 at the age of 87:yo:

No offence, just a phrase of endearment.

I wish I could have met her, she sounds groovy!

 

[andyBeaker]

Don't laugh - try spraying hands with WD40 and then rub them together.

Queue the 'helpful' comments.....!!

 

[Smix]

Don't laugh - try spraying hands with WD40 and then rub them together.

Queue the 'helpful' comments.....!!

Andybird - the wd40 worked brilliantly!!!

 

[Artemis]

My Welsh visitor recommends nail varnish remover, which most girlies have around the house, and if not a map of the desert.

 

[Smix]

My Welsh visitor recommends nail varnish remover, which most girlies have around the house, and if not a map of the desert.

And does he think that if I don't have nail varnish remover Ill have a map of the desert??? c7u8

 

[Artemis]

And does he think that if I don't have nail varnish remover Ill have a map of the desert??? c7u8

...................and he doesn't even know you!!!!!!!!!!!! He says he's only the owner of a VFR 800 (bought it today) and when he reaches puberty he might be considered for a Bird.

How was Granny's?

 

[Smix]

...................and he doesn't even know you!!!!!!!!!!!! He says he's only the owner of a VFR 800 (bought it today) and when he reaches puberty he might be considered for a Bird.

How was Granny's?

food was fab - but I'm totally knackered from the roofing!!!


Why are you not partying??!!

 

[Artemis]

food was fab - but I'm totally knackered from the roofing!!!


Why are you not partying??!!

Couldn't be arsed, to be honest

 

[Jaws]

Oh dear... I always thought your avitar was a picture of an apple....

I really MUST get out more

 

[gypsy]

but how do I get rid of the dermatitis now?

You smear tar over the infected area you pillock !

feckin engineers know everything but know feck all :bang:

 

[Artemis]

but how do I get rid of the dermatitis now?

Aloe vera...

Anyway, what you doing with dermatitis when Smix has got the black stuff on her?

New rumour, guys!